Finished Folds (101—120)
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4and set the furnace to "Explode". "It was nice knowing you." Shannon told her realtor as she strutted out of the basement. "Damn you, you devil-witch!" the realtor cried, as he
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5Crouton yelled to the nearby rhyming poet. He put his hands together, and smelled deeply. "Onions. Someone here smells of onions." He turned into a crocodile-man. "They must die!"
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5lied her brain, and said back to Empress Laia, "slorkzen mkrago zlarba!" This enraged Leia, and she leapt at me, resulting in a catfight which would go down in history.
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5My Kieth Richards disguise had been working perfectly, until the real Kieth showed up. Hurriedly, I dashed around a corner, and changed disguises again into
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1I sighed as I stared at the question on the pop quiz, which asked about the role of the USA during the cold war. "You know what? Screw the police." I thought, as I took off my
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4been thrown into the way of the exploding train. The detective grabbed his penny, and stood up again; he needed to look for clues. He looked left and right, then noticed a stain of
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6isaster in the world would have stopped him from getting to her. "Roseanne!" Tom shouted, barging into Larry's villa. "You are coming home with me!" "We broke up years ago, Tom!"
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4and I escaped the police by going to enfield. Of course, I couldn't let the cabbie see I had the hostage, so I hid her under my shirt and pretended to be a fat American.
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5The youth (we shall call him Nick) was very polite; kind to his parents, friendly with his peers, and good at doing his chores. Satisfied, the creator picked up Nick and
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4troop. "Woohoo! i'm a lion!" the previously-a-monk-but-now-a-lion cried, prancing around for joy. Then the ringmaster came in. "Well, Firemane, today's the day you get neutered."
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5ded to think he was the funniest professor they'd ever seen. Then, when the professor turned his back to them to write on the board, the students all pulled out branding irons and
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5is the university!" I gasped, and opened the barn doors: the barn was much bigger on the inside, and held a massive university campus, stupid people and vegetables walking around.
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4Yes, Melinda was crazier then an entire asylum full of mental patients. But I still loved her. Only one thing stood between me and the mad beauty: her damned husband.
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5in my hotel room. I didn't care about the rubble or smoke of the burned-down building, I just knelt there and hugged my beloved wooden stick. "I'm so sorry for leaving you" I said.
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1Jason searched around, shining his flashlight. "C'mon, Kevin! playtime's over!" Kevin didn't hear him of course; he was too wasted. He'd been snorting cocaine under the bush for
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1hundreds of goats. He waited, his cologne drawing the goats closer and closer. Now! Doctor Zhiwago whipped out his minigun and began to obliterate every russian goat he saw.
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7The queen hid under my bed. She had reverted from her disguise as a playing card, and now pulled a communicator from the sleeve of her regal dress. "Spade queen to Spade king, over
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5the civilians who walked by my shop outside. They couldn't know, they mustn't know, of my alleigance to the dark machine god. Finally, i'd unlocked the machines' secrets, and saw
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2little cult. I just thought they were eccentric hotel owners. But then they spiked the bed-and-breakfast-pancakes, and next think I knew, I woke up naked and tied to a pole.
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4I nodded, and passed him the taltuza. He thanked me, and gave me the busco he'd promised me in return. Then he pointed down the road. "The Tomato Festival is that way." I smiled