Finished Folds (141—160)
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6"Selfie: a picture which young women think are sexy, but really makes them look like stupid, hairless ducks." Webster wrote in his latest edition. Then he moved onto his next word:
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4"Shaddap ya damn bird." The widow said, smacking the vulture on the head. "Now are we going to mummify this bastard or what." "Of course." The undertaker said, lifting his top hat
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3ever have happened to me!" Madame wong laughed cruelly. It was strangled, due to my hand around her throat. "Pathetic fool. I know everything about you." "How?!" I yelled at her.
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5to stop the dark riders, and the rabbits set off. They first leapt at one of the dark riders' horses' legs, to bring it down. Then they devoured the rider, leaving nothing but bone
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5"But the coffee makes me feel all good and tingly!" Pinkie Pie said as she bounced around the room hyperactively, knocking over any and all furniture. Beginning to get annoyed, I
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4boss. This elaborate setup cost millions to make, and so Mr Wong had a dark secret: he was secretly the greatest thief in all of china. His latest job had been to steal the
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2up, you'd think this would be some sort of bizarre fanfiction." With that, Snape called up a certain friend. "Pinkie Pie, are we in a fanfiction?" he asked the pink pony. "Yesiree!
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1But it was too late. "Oh noes, not again!" he cried as the tentacles burst out of his stomach! "Damn you, C'thulu, for cursing me to never be able to eat octopi!"
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4"Lupe, my love, I have returned." TJ said when he had escaped the eyes of the border patrol. "Please, escape with me!" "I cannot." Lupe said sorrowfully. "I'm a werewolf."
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5stupidity. And so, she borrowed the soldier's robot costume and infiltrated a secret robot meeting. There, she came across the robots' leader: the nefarious Bill Gates.
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5Now that he was a werehorse, there was only one thing he could do, one place he could go where he would be accepted. "Welcome to ponyville!" Pinkie pie said, as she hugged him
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1in here before I whip it! I'll have you know I took down two dinosaurs with a rubber band back in '96!" "Yes mama." I said as I turned from the furnace, walking to the old woman in
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1And so, with the last of my sanity, I sold my soul to Satan to curse her with complete incontinence. NOW who's the poopy pants, bitch.
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3-covered toy, and was about to smash the men when all of a sudden, a black shadow zipped through the window. "Nasty women shouldn't play with nasty toys." He growled as he
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4ed that martians like donuts? Yeah, apparently the martians had been watching us for a long time, and decided to replicate our delicious donuts. We would not stand for this!
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6Brad pounded his car-sized fists together. "Pathetic little baby man." he said. That got me mad. "This is for college, you bastard!" I yelled out as i whipped out my secret weapon:
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5and murdered a hobo." "He tried to rob me!" Dierdre pleaded to Satan. "Making excuses, are we?" Satan said, a small grin on his face. "That alone's fifty years in the pit of
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7And so Dawg relaxed, finally at peace. Little did he know his evil ex-girlfriend was peering over the hedge with a camera. "This is for dumping me, bastard." she muttered quietly.
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3away, but the primary difference is that the splung-folk shoot acid from their tear ducts, can climb walls, and melt when exposed to liquid sulfur.
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8In a ship on the open sea, I stood at the helm. "Cap'n!" my faithful servant said. I turned to see him waving around a baby tyrannosaurus. "It finally hatched, Cap'n!" he cried.