Finished Folds (21—40)
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1through the galaxy. As I stepped onto Seti alpha 5, I felt the gun poking my back. "Move, slave." my captor said. "You'll spend the rest of your days rotting in the leather mine!"
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4, but I did spy a harbucken i could snakroan. as i slvoia'd over to the snakroan, i heard the axiaor of a k'rayanom. It charged over the hill and roared at me. I pulled out my rakv
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1"I keep telling you, you midget, you're not my type." I said to Yoda. The little green man waggled his eyebrows at me. "Nine inches long, my dick is." I stared at him, and
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7alien technology, and you can't even do that right!" "Dude, take a look at the model for the sphinx." He sent me a pic, and sure enough, the model for the statue had no nose.
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3An immensely obese slug upon a snowboard.
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3"Hey, you were laughing first!" I argued. "Because you sold your soul to me for a glass of lemonade!" The demon cried, pulling on his horns. "Well that doesnt give you the right to
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2win; this was a contest to have fun in!" saying so, I picked up the midget, and sent him careening across the field; when he landed he burst into a bloody pulp. "100 yards!" I
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0"Aha!" Watson said, pulling out of the orgy. "Sherlock! The killer prositute is the one with the bloody hands!" Unfortunately, Sherlock was busy getting a blowjob, so he didn't
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6100%! I got a 100% on my quiz! I was so happy that I jumped for joy! Then my eldrich father Cthulu heard me jumping upstairs. "WHATS GOING ON UP THERE?!" he roared,
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3feeding them once he started, resulting in some extremely akward park-bench-sex-sessions. One day, the hobo actually noticed us on the bench, and said, "You know that bench is
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6a merciless series of criticisms. Gerty was absolutely miserable because of this; whoever she turned to, she thought was insulting her. And so, she went to a cliff, and
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1family again as my estranged girlfriend drove me off into the sunset. Would I become a sex slave? Would she slowly mutilate me? Or would she just lose interest, and let me go?
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4around and said "hello" to all the people who had a stroke, and they would just grunt. One man with a half-melted face slapped him, and a lady with a dog-like face hit him with her
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3looked around. "Will anyone answer me?" The students all completely ignored him. "Are you all mad because I didn't let you play 'branding iron tag'?" The teacher asked.
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3supplies. With their new power supplies, the mars colony flourished, growing from a population of twelve to a population of five hundred in a matter of days.
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1was retired, they had already blown up all enemy nations. This made Lithuania the supreme country in the world, and so they renamed the planet "Lithuania". (rather uncreative.)
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1I send this message: eat my dirty ####." I then defecated in the dirt next to the sign on the moon, and went off to explore the rest of the barren wasteland.
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13I submit to you!" The two eldrich abominations got ready to fight, but then C'thulu came by. "Stop fighting." He said. "But Fagan pinched me!" Clfwaang said, pointing.
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4Second ingrediant: hydromorgoflorbenscorben. Third ingredient: cyanide. Fourth ingredient: mint. Of course! My friend was deathly allergic to mint! I went to perform CPR, but
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5the far end of my nose, and so I followed the old rule: stay in one place until someone finds you. And so I stood still in the hallway, until i got bored and started walking again.