Finished Folds (81—100)

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  you need to learn about the magic of bribing! If you are affluent enough to have lotsa money, you need to give people money, and they'll be your friends! This PSA brought to you by

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  ere discontinued, as monkeys were much easier to trick into entering the incinerator. And so, Doctor Krylon used the monkeys to perfect his death ray and take over the world.

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  2014-02-04 12:01:59

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  kingdom. The leader planned to take over the world, and his subjects were gung-ho for about two seconds before they saw something shiny. Then the leader was scared off by a vacuum.

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  2014-02-04 11:59:28

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  h malice in her eyes. "You always were my least favorite, you little idiot." She kissed him, then backed away, and Dopey screamed as the train plowed into him, turning him to pulp.

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  2014-02-04 11:57:41

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  , and then walked out of the building, carrying the unconsious man in the mouse suit over my shoulder. "You will be my sidekick!" I said to the mouse-man. he didn't respond.

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  2014-02-04 11:55:20

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  And so, the Lays-Ruffles alliance eliminated the last remnants of the Dorito empire, and took over the world. Then people discovered other types of food, and forgot all about it.

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  2014-02-04 11:53:10

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  this puzzle is impossible." The wall replied "correct!" and opened, revealing a half-eaten bag of doritos and a hot dog. They were delicious.

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  2014-02-04 11:50:35

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  Once upon a time, in the magical land of HELL...

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  2014-02-04 11:44:58

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  without the sweet necessities of alcohol. When I reached the bar, though, I saw the zombies had overrun the place. I tried to fire my gun, but it jammed; I cursed and grabbed a

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  2014-02-04 11:40:23

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  instead stared at the blank ceiling. How it reminded him of snow... and suddenly he was falling, falling, falling through a massive snowstorm without an end.

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  2014-02-03 19:53:05

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  I jammed my stinger full of tranquelizers into the little boys' neck. There, that should buy me more time to feed. I lowered my proboscis to his neck and began to

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  2014-02-03 19:51:59

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  I was eating breakfast when my roommate came up. He was holding a wild hedgehog in a most menacing and intimidating manner. "Did you eat my last ding dong." he growled.

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  2014-02-03 12:07:26

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  before picking one out. "Just admit it, Ted. You'll never be good enough for me." She chuckled as she cracked open the soup and drank from it. She paused when she saw Ted held a

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  2014-02-03 12:06:30

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  begged, as he tried to prove the existence of the folding people. "See, here's one now!" Manant pulled out a peice of paper and drew a stick figure on it. Then he folded the paper.

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  2014-02-03 12:04:57

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  Just call me..." Nicholas cage paused and freed an arm from my hug to put on sunglasses. "Cage baby." YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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  2014-02-03 12:03:47

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  told Michael Jackson that he would be playing a zombie. "I already am a zombie." Michael Jackson said. There was an akward pause before the three of them started dancing "thriller"

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  2014-02-03 11:59:26

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  could I possibly get my cat without bumping into all this clutter? Sure enough, as I began to walk through the dark basement, I tripped over a large book. I then saw the book had

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  2014-02-03 11:58:12

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  go to the planet. Are you ready?" "Sure." Harry replied. "Just let me change Seven of Nine's diaper first." After he'd done so, he decided to bring the dirty diaper along to

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  2014-02-03 11:56:21

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  for the surface desperately. I broke the surface, gasping for air. I could see Padre speeding away on his giant eagle. There was only one way i could possibly catch him now:

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  2014-02-03 11:54:16

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  le was that the police had found about my viper and komodo dragon, and were coming to arrest me. I quickly disguised the viper as a hose, and the dragon as a couch. Then I hid

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