Finished Folds (61—80)
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4were to use incendiary bullets, her enemies would explode! Daisy had her R&D department start working on that; they discovered the secret was miniature combustible lemons.
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5A penguin, a nun, a rabbi, santa claus, a giraffe, a mime, and a drunken lawyer all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?" The penguin replies
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5I am the new god of this universe, toying with you mortals before enslaving you all. Bosco is really Teddy Ruxpin. Slim Whitman is Lemony Snicket. PurpleProf is Professor Plum.
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4The sun god would never clear up this rain. I sighed, and began to gather up my tribal ritual equipment. That's when I heard it: a noise like bells. I whipped around to behold
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4the fourth time my grandfather had sent me out for repair supplies, but I didn't care. He was family, and I loved him, no matter how dirty and lice-covered he was.
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2I could have sworn I saw a giant tub of butter in the corner. Panicking, I hid behind the counter. The butter knows all. Suddenly, the butter rushed at me - with a butter knife!
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2And then, of course, Greta Gravity showed up and smothered everyone with her boobs. Then the tf2 medic showed up (What? He's German too!) and ubercharged
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2be hot and kinky, or straight and serious? Should the partner warn the other that they are cumming, or would that just be annoying? Do women have to scream so loud when organsming?
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3This is my 100th fold. Let us celebrate this momentous occasion!
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6"ANTI-KITTEN FOUNDATION!" I scream as my partner rugby tackles the frail old woman. "You are suspected of harboring felines. How do you plead." I said as the old lady was tied up.
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4s flossing and I grew bored. That's when I got my idea for multi-flavored floss, preferably orange flavor. I would have rushed to the patent company, except I was six.
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0affairs: I had no shoes to put on my hands. Oh the shame! The humility! I was forced by my salamander comrades to go into exile in the wastelands, where I could only eat mice and
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3though, he discovered all his co-workers were missing. What could it mean? He came to a set of two doors, and heard a voice telling him to take the left one. So he went into the
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6made a flirty pose. "You like?" he said in a sultry voice. "Are decapitated ears your fetish?" I fought off the rising tide of bile in my throat and replied,
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5I remembered that ice cream was edible. And so, I ate my way out of the tidal wave of deliciousness and saved santa's toy sack, while only gaining 37 pounds in the process.
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6he shrugged. "At least its not Monday!" The audience laughed uproariously at billy's ignorance of the tragedy. Except there wasn't an audience. Because Billy was schizophrenic.
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2ve to do, is shoot them in the face and on them take a poo!" Grandpa finished his song and looked to little Billy, smiling. Billy wasn't listening, though. His ears were bleeding.
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5And so Alucard built up his harem of hypnotized slaves, and lived a glorious life of sex... until the hypnotism wore off and his former whores tore him limb from limb.
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0of the trash can.) "Yessir!" "Excellent," The Punisher said, and with that, he promptly shot the old lady in the face. "That was for annoying me by speaking, you old bag!"
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3nople had one last trick to save his porn star career. He pulled out the magic viagra pill and viola! His testicles and erection had returned! And he lived happily ever after.