Finished Folds (41—60)
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2jumbo-size tub of lube kept for "date night." for weeks, the lingering odor of KY and butt goo permeated the room. This was the last time he'd mistake a Port-a-Potty for the TARDIS
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4Dragon KKK leader, also known as my Cousin Biff. Being related to weirdos is one thing - but racists is another thing completely. When we got to Sea Word, Biff pulled out his
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2Bill Clinton, Oprah Winfrey and 14 others will receive
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0In a world...
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3sunlight, which immediately caused the baby to burst into flames - as it was a vampire, of course. Thelma rocked herself in further ecstasy, "Good, precocious vampire babies suck."
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2So, we spent the rest of the day ducking lesbian cliches as we gathered the remnants of Fred's shattered iris. Meanwhile, Butch drove up in a U-Haul; it was her second date with my
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0But, I still found comfort in the smell of mothballs. The tricky part was getting their little legs spread apart without hurting them. But, it made the time with grandpa bearable.
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1started streaming randomly at passers by. Anna screamed the most inappropriate things at people. To an elderly man clutching his over-inflated colostomy bag, she
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3bined with the DNA of fetal pigs. It was heavenly as Fabio rubbed the fruity rinse into my
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4Obviously David's penis did not fall into that category, as the original was there in all of its uncut (if microscopic) glory. But, still he persisted in his censored forgeries of
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3manages. You see, I'm classy; I rarely eat any form of noodle. But he isn't; he'll goggle up gluten like there is no tomorrow. I chalked that up to his
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0That's because it was immune. You see, the babysitter was French - you could tell this even when she didn't speak; it's because you could smell her crotch fumes across the room.
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1did this by duct-taping three more semi-live fish over his naughty bits and performing the entire first act of the Nutcracker Suite, en pointe, as the fish gasped to a slow death.
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4and then he started rubbing them on the walls, leaving taco marks all over. He didn't care if he was getting his rental deposit back or not. This was art and he was determined to
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3So, I just stared at it, while absent mindedly picking the crusty psoriasis plaque build-up from my scalp, hoping she would not notice. But that egg was fascinating for its
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2it over the main Church of Scientology campus. This threat caused the Thetans to scramble as the bloated cow carcasses were bursting at their seams, leaking a
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4am a photon, obviously, because only they can travel that fast. Still, it was getting hot here, which led to
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7his canker sores were healing nicely, thank you very much; he credited daily consumption of energy drinks as a cure-all. That caused Lex to giggle to himself as he scratched his
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2He was in the mood for sour cream and was after a new caulk gun full of the stuff, so Taco Bell was the place to be. But in the Midwest, it's hard to break into such a fine dining
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8world butt-crack nutcracker competitions on a semi-pro level. I studiously worked with my trainer to hone my gluteous to its maximus. I had my eye on setting the world record in