Finished Folds (81—100)
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1their pack. Meanwhile, the Littlest Hobo was
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4d, stoking his thorax unconsciously, hoping that no one noticed his slight lisp when he attempted drunken Welsh. His mother did; her icy steel glare burst his bubble of joy.
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2drink enough SunnyD that his skin turned orange like an Oompah Loompah. He was repeatedly mistaken for Speaker Boehner, except that he wasn't as much of
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4So, Carmella decided to use other F-words to see if the juvenile literature market could handle that. The 4-year-olds got a bigger vocabulary and she got
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4hygiene challenged; not a freshly shorn scrotum in the lot. You'd think after three billion inspections, one of the blokes would have a grasp in the importance on manscaping when
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1the drop of a hat. And his glistened because he spent two days rubbing them with that gel-snot substance you find in cans of Spam or Vienna sausages, That's when the Strongman
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7with a flourish. Durasno picked up that habit in India, along with his newfound aversion to deodorant. He loved hot, steamy days luxuriating in a cloud of his own man musk. However
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5because the are violins." Good, now Mike was the moron. She was glad that Ezekiel's disapproving look was not directed at her. So she
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4again. Buster *always* got on that thing. What an attention whore. Luckily with the weightless flying quarters, no one cared much, because
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1Luckily, this was Texas, so they disarmed her of anything dangerous - like tampons. Still, ready to strike, the Fox News "anchor" bared her
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6was replaced by the amniotic beast, and Disneyland was never the same again. This is what happens when anti-abortion activists gain control of
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5under 39 seconds, almost beating Julia Roberts' record. But she had an unfair advantage; a genetic freak, she could unhinge her jaw, which allowed her to devour entire
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5it's time for your daily feeding." So, I cracked open a fresh virgin altar boy to take the edge off his hunger. The pontiff was insatiable, but as long as I kept the stream of
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3jet's exhaust. The rest of my consciousness was, however, preoccupied with
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0So, I used what remaining French fry grease I could as lube. With some work, I pushed my way out, fully decked out in my Remedialman costume. The crowd reacted with
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2Which, due to her dual phobia and allergy to moths & silverfish, Allison ran screaming out of the Library of Eons. The librarian smirked, knowing that's why they censor things like
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7like "miss you" and "wish you were here" ... You know, crazy stuff. I could not decipher that code to figure out what Jack wanted, so I
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6was running out and I feared my affection for Erica would, too, because - let's be honest, she is not the kind of person you want to deal with while sober. So, I
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4possible short people getting dysentery or worse from poor hygiene. So, I washed all the medieval food with
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4Or, maybe Sonic and Aleena would just quake in fear from my weapon made of