Finished Folds (61—80)
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5Luckily, I graduated law school and we all know lawyers have no heart. Unfettered by that weight, I unleashed my psychic powers to
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5that bracelet was priceless to me and my hipster aspirations. What could be more ironic than a death metal radio station with the call letters of WWJD-FM 106.9? I grabbed my
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5unfertilized," she said with a cluck. Clara was a finicky hen, a trait she poached from music videos on MTV in the 80s. It was the Reagan Era then and that meant eggs were to be
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2disguise myself from its gaze to hide my shame and my determination not to meet the same fate as the Queen's baby. This meant I had to
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2because he forgot to properly moisturize earlier in the day. The one thing Gyasi was taught by his drag queen Sherpa, was the importance of moisturizing in this climate to avoid
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4This next performance art piece required me to wear only a g-string and smash cooked yams into my body as I rolled around in a mound of cardamom, chanting the Brady Bunch theme as
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5Luckily, Bigby had his eye on a new career. He had a lot of freshly spoiled mayonnaise and according to Pinterest, you can use that funky gunk to make the most adorable little
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2going batty. It was like a one-way ticket to Crazytown what, with all her friends flitting about, catching flying bugs in mid-air and devouring them like so many
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2but according to Derpy, it was not. So I turned back to look at the arrows once again and
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2killed that hooker in college and had her stuffed by a taxidermist, and had her mounted in an attack pose. His rival made one too many lame remarks about "mounting a hooker," so
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3at the local Furry Convention. Foxes were popular there because of the rumor that they all
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8nsive strategy was to single out the 700 Club - and in particular, Pat Robertson, for a powerhouse version of
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4But first, she had to remove the porcupus quills that had embedded in her
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3Which is completely plausible because I have Asperger syndrome. This means the appropriate birthday greeting is a foreign to me as
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4pry yourself away from Tumbr long enough to show me how you make that?" Silence. The only think that kept me from being violent was the aroma of
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2and waited for his mom to come home from her double shift at the donkey show at the local "exotic dance" club. The weapons were lined up and ready. The humans, on the other hand,
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2Which is really no surprise - because I am sane. Most people, on the other hand, equate Southern California with
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5appear for her as a whim. She hoped the Doctor would be Ten - the cute one - and not Eleven, who looked like Rocky from that Cher movie, "Mask." She waited impatiently for the
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1The crowd responded with silence. So, he stomped of stage, pausing only to pee in a mop bucket before going to the local tattoo parlor to get a new design he'd been wanting, a
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1belched a toxic mixture of