Finished Folds (801—820)
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3reason, I had to learn to live with the fact my job as a convenience store clerk paid less than my last career as a high class prostitute. This economy made my pimp lay me off so a
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3gin, just like his mother. Another Poodlefoo family reunion ruined. Steve Poodlefoo had caught the family curse and like his mother, tried - unsuccessfully - to drown it out with
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3Pope Benedict XVI desperately hoped no one would find out the secret of his degeneration and his aversion to the blood cure... that he had an uncontrollable urge to
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2Sorry. I'm late - I was busy being groped at the airport. I gotta tell you, that's the first time I let another guy touch my junk when I couldn't blame it on too many beers.
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0But that depends on whose nuts they are. Which reminds me of the day I
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2in the early 80s. But my the mid-80s, even better music was being written. So maybe they needed to clear the airwaves? Who knows.
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3played craps with them in the alley behind the bar. Worst dice ever - kept rolling snake eyes. So they tossed them in the rubbish bin and cussed out a one-legged hooker. Then, they
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5does? That got me to thinking of the possibility of non-human women. Again. That's my downfall; I'd already been arrested this week for indecent exposure in the SciFi aisle. So I
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3was all I needed to explain my life-long phobia of public toilets.
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4macrame? He still couldn't figure out whether to describe ti as a handicraft or as an art form. He'd rush home from work and tie knots all evening. By Christmastime, he had enough
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1was too addled by years of living as a crack-ho prostitute to hear my pleas - or even care. Her arms were leathery from track-mark scars and tattoos. But, she made the best
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4consequences of microbial flora and fauna. A human body is made up of more parasites and symbiotic bacteria and viruses than it has human cells. The thought made me ponder
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1Not that I noticed as my eyeballs decided to part ways after decades living together. It was a messy divorce, but luckily didn't make the papers as the news then was dominated by
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3- but my aim is improving. Still, It's an eerie feeling looking at your own tomb stone. I recently lost my ability to time travel. One too many trips and I lost the ability due to
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4"Hwrashwetg ashte aksdnwm auh uh ilsksh," before I realized that it's impossible to yell and stick my tongue out at the same time if I want my words to be understood. Luckily, I
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2was rubbish. So I used the paper for a better use and flushed it afterward. After washing my hands, before I left the bathroom, I glanced in the mirror. I was surprised to see a
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4They say you're supposed to clap your hands if you believe in fairies. That wasn't my problem; I believed in fairies ever since that one time the foul-tempered things actually
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3A cardboard box arrived unexpectedly for me in the mail, heavy with its unwanted contents. Dammit, I must have forgotten to
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4All day I had this uncomfortable fullness in my lower bowel region. To my horror, after work, I realized the problem was in my trousers. I unzipped them and staring back at me was
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6text books from his filing cabinet. Having never finished medical school, he had to bone up before tackling each cadaver. The coroner hated that as he'd much rather be