Hey, didn't I read somewhere in the FoldingStory

Hey, didn't I read somewhere in the FoldingStory Rules that the first person to reach 10,000 points wins 10,000 dollars?

Yes, I read that too. Curiously, the last Folder to approach 10,000 points, one H.W.Longfellow, disappeared shortly after tallying 9,900 points. Thus the 10,000 point prize remains

to be claimed by MoralEnd from England's greatest 2-armed poet at a glittering ceremony masterminded by a committee of chipmunks. The 10k point prize is a rare ruby donated by Noah

, one of the Founders. It's a rube's ruby though. Writing a myriafold is not a way to riches. Squirreling away ten thousand nutty folds was MoralEnd's answer to Lao Tzu's question:

okay, who cut the cheese? it was a question that kieferskunk dared not answer, at least not verbally. There were some things that were unfoldable.

kieferskunk was a principled folder and didn't write things-that-were-unfoldable. He didn't reveal who cut the cheese, but instead, graciously steered fold in another direction by

serving some green bananas to Chaz, thinking that this would be seen as a kind gesture of diplomacy. Instead, Chaz brought upon Kiefer such a penalty that only a seasoned veteran

would skunk out of that one. "Slim wit, man!" Chaz responded to Kiefer appeasement. "Buddy boy, in a battle of words, name dropping is the moral end!" Kiefer knew this meant

beach bloated up like a damn humpback whale, except they have fur and stink. "That's it", I decided when the thermometer rose past the 95 degree mark, "I'm going back to Idaho."