Finished Folds (41—60)
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3It didn't stop there. Before long, his body became more and more grossly misshapen, until giant bat wings sprouted from his back and his nose elongated to that of a dire wolf. What
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1Izzy passed on the umbrella, instead deciding to eat the cake that had been so precisely cut into the shape of a pentagram. When he was finished, he realized his ultimate mistake:
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1at us like a mutated fish near a nuclear power plant. "Go away! We don't want any of your goddamn rice!" And so we reluctantly moved on to peddle our wares at the next house over.
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1"CUT!" The director was furious. "Come on, Hercules! How many times do I gotta tell you to speak ENGLISH? We got a whole team that'll translate this thing to Spanish!" We broke for
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1I looked around for anything useful. A med pack here, some MREs on the table, and ooo, what's this? A remote detonator! That'll come in handy. Now to find a way out of this office.
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1like finishing that thought, and so I went back to bed and turned off the light. Goodnight.
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3flashlight onto the nearest hallucinatory mongrel and said, "Hi! I'm Frank. Want to get some pizza?" The apparition extended a ghostly hand and said "Why thank you, I'd be honored.
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1-us on the cro-, no, the bre-, no no, bos-- dammit! FACE. I need to focus on the FACE of the person in front of me! But I couldn't tear my eyes away from the nurse's revealing
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0must you decide your own fate. For you are in control, whether to feast upon your prey or to be hunted in turn. Only in this meditation will you find peace." Ed Gruberman decided
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1mayonnaise. Lots of mayonnaise. Forget flim flammery and wads of cash. Give the Asparagus Head some mayonnaise, and everything would be right as rain. At least, for now.
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4lost its little brain. "Duhhh, where'd you want to go again?" said Siri. "Uhhh, me am car. Duh, press gas pedal thingy, I go backwerdz." Tesla Autopilot just laughed and played a
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1mom suggested I play the record in reverse. Suddenly, I got my farm, my cat, my car, and my house back, but sadly, no groin, and no girlfriend. I guess that thing about country mus
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3-eating, but that meant nothing in this digital world of polygons. The Cop soon died of starvation, and the Grim Reaper glitched out and ordered a hamburger at the local cafe.
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1The moral of this story, kids, is to never trust apps that you didn't download from the Apple Store or Google Play. They might just burn your house down.
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1isn't the first time you've tried to hide your identity from me!" I grinned and swung my cloak across my face, only my glowing eyes still visible. "And it won't be the last!" BAMF!
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1It was an odd joke. Marion was a feminine name, but the dwarf was a guy, so being strung up like this was doubly feminine. You know, a Marion-ette, female-female Marion? Ah, for
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1of this helicopter without a parachute and see what happens. Whee! ... well, that wasn't very exciting. We hadn't taken off yet. Now what am I supposed to do? Oh, I know! I'll
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3Later, Ma Kettle personally visited me at my trailer. "Wan Wu is attempting to turn our biopic into a porn film! You must stop him!" I looked at him blankly. "What do you think I
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1sphinx laughed hysterically. "You WOULD think that, wouldn't you? Hahahahaha! No, my dear blondie, it is vanilla custard! Some people think it's raspberry. But I think it's vanilla
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1doggies to give bones to. They went to her cupboard, but when they found the doggy already chewing on a bone, Byron and Mother Hubbard decided it was time to traipse up to the bed