Finished Folds (41—60)
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1or maybe to the pizza place down the street because i'm hungry and they've got a pinball machine that I like. And then we fire the missiles.
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3... and that was the end of that train of thought. So, then my evil twin came and took over the controls, and now we were staring down the barrels of our own blasters. Well damn, I
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4coffee, not blood. Huh. No wonder the guy was always trying to kill everyone. I shot another burst of web at his arm, neatly wrapping the wound to stop the coffeeing. Now it was
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1was dead. All I had was actually a cardboard standee to accompany me on stage, and a crude sock puppet to take to presidential debates. Nonetheless, "Jimmy McMillan" and I won all
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1couch into very neat fillets of fabric and stuffing. The LaserDiscs then broke through the wall and crashed into the next apartment. Thank goodness nobody was home, or that would
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1you for clemency!" The amphibioid rolled back in a hearty laugh. "Bwahaha! No clemency! Me eat you now!" And so it ate me. Now I just had to find a way out of its stomach. Hmmmm...
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2and wept for two whole hours. T'was such a grave loss, that wooly artichoke. It had been the last of its kind. As grief turned to anger, the Star Police approached Whizbang and
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1open. You buy gift. Donkey Kong roll barrel at Magilla Gorilla. Barrel contain gift registry. Gift registry closed. Crammer happy. You get? Good. Donkey Kong happy. You get Nobel
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1the Spider Queen. The Queen nodded. "Aye, Miss Millicent Millipede. Until Fate bestows upon you the Blessing of a Thousand Shoes, you must endure my webs with your toes exposed to
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2Not that there were really any redeeming qualities about this play at all. In fact, it sucked so much that the floating Roman numerals were the highlight of the show. That was when
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1The censors immediately jumped on the previous folder's unfortunate misspelling and released a redacted version of the fold the next day. "Contaminators" became the new joke of the
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4a great calamity struck without warning. The sky was rent afire, explosions and blasts of lightning all but obliterating the landscape. He looked at his greeting card oddly. "Well,
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1The window was open, of course, so the rock just sailed right on through with nary a whoosh, and landed somewhere inside with nary a thump. She peered through the curious window,
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3It didn't stop there. Before long, his body became more and more grossly misshapen, until giant bat wings sprouted from his back and his nose elongated to that of a dire wolf. What
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1Izzy passed on the umbrella, instead deciding to eat the cake that had been so precisely cut into the shape of a pentagram. When he was finished, he realized his ultimate mistake:
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1at us like a mutated fish near a nuclear power plant. "Go away! We don't want any of your goddamn rice!" And so we reluctantly moved on to peddle our wares at the next house over.
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1"CUT!" The director was furious. "Come on, Hercules! How many times do I gotta tell you to speak ENGLISH? We got a whole team that'll translate this thing to Spanish!" We broke for
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1I looked around for anything useful. A med pack here, some MREs on the table, and ooo, what's this? A remote detonator! That'll come in handy. Now to find a way out of this office.
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1like finishing that thought, and so I went back to bed and turned off the light. Goodnight.
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3flashlight onto the nearest hallucinatory mongrel and said, "Hi! I'm Frank. Want to get some pizza?" The apparition extended a ghostly hand and said "Why thank you, I'd be honored.