Finished Folds (61—80)
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1-us on the cro-, no, the bre-, no no, bos-- dammit! FACE. I need to focus on the FACE of the person in front of me! But I couldn't tear my eyes away from the nurse's revealing
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0must you decide your own fate. For you are in control, whether to feast upon your prey or to be hunted in turn. Only in this meditation will you find peace." Ed Gruberman decided
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1Freedom! Miss Piggy executed the Karate Chop of Freedom upon her geriatric rainbow-connecting Muppet and was instantly whisked off to the magical land of Marionettes, where
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1mayonnaise. Lots of mayonnaise. Forget flim flammery and wads of cash. Give the Asparagus Head some mayonnaise, and everything would be right as rain. At least, for now.
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4lost its little brain. "Duhhh, where'd you want to go again?" said Siri. "Uhhh, me am car. Duh, press gas pedal thingy, I go backwerdz." Tesla Autopilot just laughed and played a
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1mom suggested I play the record in reverse. Suddenly, I got my farm, my cat, my car, and my house back, but sadly, no groin, and no girlfriend. I guess that thing about country mus
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3-eating, but that meant nothing in this digital world of polygons. The Cop soon died of starvation, and the Grim Reaper glitched out and ordered a hamburger at the local cafe.
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4could comprehend the roaming phrenologist who was fed up with frenetically fending off friendly federal fencers named Fred. I asked him for the Diagnosis, but he just said "You do
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1The moral of this story, kids, is to never trust apps that you didn't download from the Apple Store or Google Play. They might just burn your house down.
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1isn't the first time you've tried to hide your identity from me!" I grinned and swung my cloak across my face, only my glowing eyes still visible. "And it won't be the last!" BAMF!
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1It was an odd joke. Marion was a feminine name, but the dwarf was a guy, so being strung up like this was doubly feminine. You know, a Marion-ette, female-female Marion? Ah, for
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1of this helicopter without a parachute and see what happens. Whee! ... well, that wasn't very exciting. We hadn't taken off yet. Now what am I supposed to do? Oh, I know! I'll
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3Later, Ma Kettle personally visited me at my trailer. "Wan Wu is attempting to turn our biopic into a porn film! You must stop him!" I looked at him blankly. "What do you think I
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1sphinx laughed hysterically. "You WOULD think that, wouldn't you? Hahahahaha! No, my dear blondie, it is vanilla custard! Some people think it's raspberry. But I think it's vanilla
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1doggies to give bones to. They went to her cupboard, but when they found the doggy already chewing on a bone, Byron and Mother Hubbard decided it was time to traipse up to the bed
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3medicine was about to run out, so she directed one of the harpies to go pick up a refill at the pharmacy. That turned out to be a big mistake, because the harpy ended up spending
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2with jail time if he even so much as thought about betraying Hamster Jesus. Herod decided instead to stuff his cheeks with the precious food pellets and run in his wheel until dusk
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1the pavement, bleeding. Because I ran him over. Because that bastard still owed me money. For lunch. Because I wasn't about to take any guff from a stupid parrot-eating man in his
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2One of them sang "Hello my baby, hello my darling". He was the first to be consumed. All the rest of the amphibians were wise to keep their mouths shut until the singularity had
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2she suddenly understood it all. The cosmos opened up before her and she understood its secrets. She was one with the universe. This simple little lemon, with its message to kill,