Finished Folds (61—80)
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3medicine was about to run out, so she directed one of the harpies to go pick up a refill at the pharmacy. That turned out to be a big mistake, because the harpy ended up spending
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2with jail time if he even so much as thought about betraying Hamster Jesus. Herod decided instead to stuff his cheeks with the precious food pellets and run in his wheel until dusk
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1the pavement, bleeding. Because I ran him over. Because that bastard still owed me money. For lunch. Because I wasn't about to take any guff from a stupid parrot-eating man in his
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2One of them sang "Hello my baby, hello my darling". He was the first to be consumed. All the rest of the amphibians were wise to keep their mouths shut until the singularity had
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2she suddenly understood it all. The cosmos opened up before her and she understood its secrets. She was one with the universe. This simple little lemon, with its message to kill,
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1jokes flying around. For instance, I keep hearing that stupid "Why do they call it an Xbox 360?" joke, even so many years after that console had said goodbye to the world. It was
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1took her to a movie and then to a nice frozen yogurt place, then I offered to take her home with me. That's when she broke the news: She was a disco clown. It was over.
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1eat all the spaghetti I want without fear of gaining weight!" But alas, the noodles just fell right through him, leaving marinara on his servos and jamming them in place. Ouch.
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3wondering why everyone was mad at me. Ah, being a tyrant sure had its advantages. I could even hire a security force to keep my loading-dock fort safe from Walmart's forces of
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1Grandpa Cthulhu, his facial tentacles waving furiously. "I will damn to eternal suffering the next one of you who makes so much as a peep!" Grandma and Junior shut up, but glared
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0beat his face in. That guy pisses me off so bad, I'm like "ARGH" and he's like "Yeah, so?" and I'm getting all mad and he calls the cops and they put me in an asylum. Yay!
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1Yonnie put her hands on her hips. "Oh? What do you think I yam?" Whoops. "I mean, I yam what I yam." Crap. She had said too much. The Yam Incident had tarnished her reputation as a
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0An alien climbed out of the wrecked spaceship and pointed a finger at Shaggy. "And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling rocket launchers!"
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1would love to, Hazel, but I'm already married to my car." KITT added: "That is correct. David and I are about to depart on our honeymoon. Goodbye." She wept as they drove away.
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2I found a door in the basement I'd never seen before. When I opened it, I was sucked into a wormhole that transported me millions of light-years away... into a vacuum. Uh... bye.
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0the want of two slices of bread on which to place the honey. How sweet it would be. But alas, the stars mocked the earthling, their precious stores of honey held fast in the night.
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1some guy who wrote a stupid script?! That does it! I'm not doing it anymore! I'm gonna be myself and do what I want whenever I want! ...if that's okay with everyone else...
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1Hold up a thermonuclear detonator! "Donate to the zoo, or the giraffe gets it!" Sadly, nobody fell for that old trick, and Salem and Mr. Ed went home, never to be seen again.
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0travesty, a crime upon humanity, and a place that, well, you know the rest.
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1Given the coincidence in names, they attempted to use Colonel Sanders as their mascot. Let's just say, that didn't go over well with people sensitive to chicken grease. Oh well.