Finished Folds (841—860)
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5-ng over after their night of debauchery, which had resulted in the Elephant Incident, as it had come to be known. I'm still not entirely sure what happened, but I think
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5the clown assured her that the ghostly hummus was extremely flammable. So she took a match to it and
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2the part where
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6-k on my foot, the air blowing on my face, the minute pressure waves that carried the sound of a distant dog barking at the moon, a penny in my pocket, the subtle nuances of
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7or a professional stunt biker? "Motocross Minotaur", they'd call me. I'd go off those ramps and perform tricks the likes of which nobody had ever seen. But alas,
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4-ck Rome and conquer Italy before breakfast. Around lunchtime, I would take over Germany, Spain and Portugal, and by dinner I'd be ready to blow up Greenland.
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3like he'd just stepped out of a disco hall. Polyester shirt, white leather bell-bottom pants, huge afro, dark sunglasses and gold chain. He had it all. But he was a man on
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0Everyone except, of course, your mom. She's so fat she... oh, forget it.
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3wondering how we was going to survive the onslaught of feline and canine projectiles falling out of the sky. "My word, this is a most bizarre occurrence", thought the hamster.
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4to this day, long after the United States had dissolved and humans had perished from the earth. Thus proving that politics had the power to transcend even the greatest of
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3Nevermind that my relationship had fallen apart. The wave of mutants was about to cause me to lose my spot on the leaderboard! Some nerve!
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4Meanwhile, Vienna Sausage was being grilled over his involvement in the Sauerkraut Scandal. He knew his goose was cooked, but the thick-skinned brat maintained his cool.
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7I dare you to add lines to this story. Go on, do it!
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4it worked TOO well. Soon, the town was flooded with antique signs, posters and leaflets advertising the upcoming performance by Laser Cat and His Killer Termites, Thursday at 7pm.
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2I turned to Facebook to ask my friends what I should do. Predictably enough, three hundred people liked my question, but only two people actually answered it.
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4-olished the church and built a snazzy modern temple for his enormous ego. People all over the world would flock to this building to worship his greatness. If only
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8would never forget, I made my way out into the strange, blue hall. I couldn't read the alien language, but a green sign pointed to the right and a bright red one to the left.
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7His favorite party trick was the "Balloon Wiener Dog Revolver", which was a real hit with the kids. Two whirls with that baby could clear the whole room in an instant.
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6So he packaged up the script and sent it off to Disney. A few days later, an agent from Disney Studios rang his doorbell and, when Tom opened the door, punched him squarely in the
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5I listened as the guest proceeded to describe, at great length, how his arm had been replaced with a chainsaw, many bizarre creatures had attacked and befriended him, and