Finished Folds (801—820)
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1already gone, so far gone in fact that the hippie didn't even know I'd been there in the first place. My life was so much more fun since I'd learned how to travel at warp ten.
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2to give me all your money when we're done. You won't be needing it where we're going." Judith did a quick check on her Swiss bank account, then steered the spaceship toward
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5silly walk I learned from Monty Python!" He proceeded to bend his knees at odd angles and thrust his toes out with each step, looking for all the world like he was about to
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3trips and falls flat on his face! Right there in the middle of the street, just like that! Can you believe it? And then this other car came along and ran right over him, and
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4way to express her true feelings to her captors. She looked up at them with her soulful eyes, eyes that seemed to say, "
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4But then I found out that PGPR wasn't really all it had been cracked up to be. Now I think of myself as a born-again Nutella enthusiast. Because everyone knows
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1hide the evidence, so to speak. But time wasn't on my side - before I knew it, I was
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2so much more awesome than the last one. We're gonna get in there and mix it up! And don't you even THINK of peeling those bananas and tossing them on the floor! If we catch you
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3He never could make it to first base, literally OR figuratively! But that was okay - he didn't need women. He didn't need bases. He didn't need ANYTHING. Because he had
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1toning up their shirts each time they looked at the billboards with the nude pictures on them. See, I had a plan. I would dress them all very neatly and then subject them to
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2hauling ass. But they're not so great for hauling donkeys. The back seats tend to smell funny after a while. Anyway, the ninjas and the couple sped on toward their salvation whe
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5neatly gift-wrapped in a box from Amazon. Why Amazon would ship me a fresh corpse, I don't know. But there Kurt was, his body nestled among styrofoam and packs of dry ice.
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1I woke up this morning filled with regret. "If only I hadn't
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4Uh, I only have time to do just this one fold, so could you please hurry up and make it a good one? That'd be great, thanks.
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8So I had to ask myself, "What would a dodo do if a dude had the doo-doos?" And of course, the answer was obvious:
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3each other's rear ends. While they found the new sensation "fascinating" and "intriguing", the androids soon realized that they had developed their own form of "brain fart".
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8was strictly forbidden and was punishable by hanging. [Footnote 2: There have been 62 "Rotten Tomato Friendly-Fire" hangings since record-keeping began in 1816.]
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6that sticky white goo that they put in Twinkies. Miracle Whip would do in a pinch, though I preferred the taste of mayonnaise. A dollop of chocolate syrup and a little paprika
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2wouldn't fit? I had worked so hard to transfer my intelligence, my personality, every aspect of my consciousness into Lucille's head. As I lay shivering in the snow, I worried
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2And then something so amazing happened that I can hardly describe it.