Finished Folds (801—820)

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  But then I found out that PGPR wasn't really all it had been cracked up to be. Now I think of myself as a born-again Nutella enthusiast. Because everyone knows

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  2012-08-31 21:33:18

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  hide the evidence, so to speak. But time wasn't on my side - before I knew it, I was

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  2012-08-31 21:29:56

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  so much more awesome than the last one. We're gonna get in there and mix it up! And don't you even THINK of peeling those bananas and tossing them on the floor! If we catch you

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  2012-08-31 21:27:41

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  He never could make it to first base, literally OR figuratively! But that was okay - he didn't need women. He didn't need bases. He didn't need ANYTHING. Because he had

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  2012-08-31 21:26:08

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  toning up their shirts each time they looked at the billboards with the nude pictures on them. See, I had a plan. I would dress them all very neatly and then subject them to

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  2012-08-31 21:24:14

• 2
  hauling ass. But they're not so great for hauling donkeys. The back seats tend to smell funny after a while. Anyway, the ninjas and the couple sped on toward their salvation whe

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  2012-08-31 21:19:57

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  neatly gift-wrapped in a box from Amazon. Why Amazon would ship me a fresh corpse, I don't know. But there Kurt was, his body nestled among styrofoam and packs of dry ice.

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  2012-08-31 21:17:38

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  I woke up this morning filled with regret. "If only I hadn't

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  2012-08-31 12:12:45

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  Uh, I only have time to do just this one fold, so could you please hurry up and make it a good one? That'd be great, thanks.

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  2012-08-31 12:11:59

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  So I had to ask myself, "What would a dodo do if a dude had the doo-doos?" And of course, the answer was obvious:

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  2012-08-30 19:41:43

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  each other's rear ends. While they found the new sensation "fascinating" and "intriguing", the androids soon realized that they had developed their own form of "brain fart".

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  2012-08-30 19:40:06

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  was strictly forbidden and was punishable by hanging. [Footnote 2: There have been 62 "Rotten Tomato Friendly-Fire" hangings since record-keeping began in 1816.]

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  2012-08-30 19:37:49

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  that sticky white goo that they put in Twinkies. Miracle Whip would do in a pinch, though I preferred the taste of mayonnaise. A dollop of chocolate syrup and a little paprika

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  2012-08-30 19:33:41

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  wouldn't fit? I had worked so hard to transfer my intelligence, my personality, every aspect of my consciousness into Lucille's head. As I lay shivering in the snow, I worried

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  2012-08-30 19:28:21

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  And then something so amazing happened that I can hardly describe it.

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  2012-08-30 19:26:13

• 6
  like something unprintable. But Bigby was too late. The mayonnaise had already begun to spoil. His days as an Iron Chef were over.

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  2012-08-30 19:23:35

• 0
  You know what really grates my cheese, though?

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  2012-08-30 19:21:25

• 5
  -peechwriting session. It didn't occur to him that this woman might be his editor. She was obviously stalking him. So he raised a copy of his book high over his head and

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  2012-08-30 19:15:57

• 0
  out of the blue there was this really loud bang and

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  2012-08-28 16:41:20

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  a moron. Seriously, I couldn't be dumber - there are bricks in buildings that are smarter than me. My god, there was this one time where I

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  2012-08-28 16:40:00