Finished Folds (821—840)
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5well as could be expected, but it unfortunately didn't do a thing to fix my car, which was what I'd gone there for in the first place. "Darn it, now what am I gonna do?"
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4I turned to Facebook to ask what I should wish for. Predictably enough, four hundred people liked my question, but I only got three suggestions, none of which helped me at all.
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5when we got in line for the Monster Truck Rally at the Cow Palace. Boy, that place sure stank, though - woo-wee! It was like a thousand stink bombs went off all at once and
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5Do you miss the good old days? Do you wish you could have it all back? Well, now you can! Just follow these nine easy steps:
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9This site cracks me up. It really does. I could sit here and add lines to stories all day long. My coworkers constantly wonder why I'm cracking up at my desk.
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1then produced a BB gun. "Dodge this, sucker!" I managed to fire one pellet before I realized the terrible pun I'd just uttered. "Ha! Sucker! Get it??" But David Oreck just
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1being popped like balloons. Or maybe water balloons. Big red water balloons filled with Kool-Aid. Man, that got messy in a hurry. The man's shooting rampage continued for
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3Their business, of course, is other people's business. Specifically the #2 kind. When doody calls, they'll be there.
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9-dualist that he needed no soul to have his own opinions. He'd sold his soul to the devil in exchange for one long, glorious week of crime and debauchery that had resulted in
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4wars the world over. But Bush's superior mind-control rays influenced the population much more efficiently, and soon he even had ME voting Republican. *shiver*
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3I tried to make sense of the last line in this story, but it just escaped me, somehow. I don't think it was that person's fault - I mean, they tried their best. But even so,
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2-is Sudoku the old-fashioned way. Jimmy, get me a pencil! I've got a hunch the number right here is...
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2The punch had been too sweet, too orangey. Not enough pineapple or guava to give it that perfect kick. The organgutan lay there dying, struggling to finish his final sentence.
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1from this day forward, I would be known as
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4The wave burbled and blorgled as it drew near, sounding for all the world like someone making armpit farts at a very high rate of speed. I knew this meant trouble.
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5-ng over after their night of debauchery, which had resulted in the Elephant Incident, as it had come to be known. I'm still not entirely sure what happened, but I think
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5the clown assured her that the ghostly hummus was extremely flammable. So she took a match to it and
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2the part where
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6-k on my foot, the air blowing on my face, the minute pressure waves that carried the sound of a distant dog barking at the moon, a penny in my pocket, the subtle nuances of
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7or a professional stunt biker? "Motocross Minotaur", they'd call me. I'd go off those ramps and perform tricks the likes of which nobody had ever seen. But alas,