Finished Folds (261—280)
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7ere everyone busted out in laughter. He looked down to see his pink boxers clearly showing under his ass less chaps. That day will be forever celebrated as Sgt Pink Butt Tuesday
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4vegan. Yeah nothing is as intimidating as meatless tacos right? Anyway the Texans next move would be more surprising than the time I caught Santa drinking my mom's breast milk.
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3Well if I have the ability to shift into a fly, then I'd be a fool not to use it despite how creeper like it is. While I'm a fly what else or who else should I spy on next? Voyeur
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1he ran to the nearest furniture store. At the store, he noticed the same special couch and instantly stripped off his clothes and made him self comfortable. At last, he was home.
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5o ho ho. Santa entered the room. "I know my milk." He took a taste and smiled. "Silly elves this isn't expired milk. A reindeer must be nursing, because this is breast milk."
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3had a better idea. "In that case, I could go for some 'not real sex' right about now." the doctor said with a wink. This was either going to end with a blow job or a lawsuit.
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4holes poked in it for the monkey inside. I promise that that will be the last time I try to ship a monkey, From now on I will stick to smuggling them in my pants.
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5the local applebees for some half price appetizers. After crushing some nachos and boneless wings, I remembered the Korean guy in the tub and thought I'd check to see how pruney
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4side side of her face, yet the left side was crying. It is nice to get some dentist action ever now and again, but no phone call later, not even a text. What is he waiting for?
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2couldn't help but pig out on the banana pudding. Luckily he drank 2 liters of Pepsi Special earlier to help block the fat. Unluckily he will have the worst Pepsi poop ever later
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2leads to anything other than some new blisters from my high heels. They really need to make heels for a man of my size, because there is a solid market of Tues/Thurs cross dressers
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4comfort him during the holiday season. But he'd have to settle for Spider-man who was in full swing decorating Christmas trees with special glitter tinsel webbing.
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2on. The police tracked found them by following the trail of kids singing about bloody diarrhea, otherwise known as "The Butt Mud, Poo Goo, Poopoo Water, Montezuma's Revenge"
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2It was my lucky day Bob Dole had a suspiciously large amount Viagra on him. He said that Phyllis may of not left him if his blue friend that Elizabeth now enjoys existed back then.
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2foreman just assumed the stockboy's redness was an allergic reaction to his PB. Until one night on the way to Olive Garden's unlimited pasta bowl, they ran into each other and
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4the dean was sleeping with a few Zeta Meta Omegas. It was all fun and games until the dean decided to ditch his Tom Selleck Mustache for a more Salvador Dali look. The girls soon
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3"Guilty as charged!" he yelled at the top of his lungs. "But can you really hold a man accountable for actions he made after eating 7 boxes of Twinkies?" he asked. I LOVE AMERICA!
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4pop. After Halloween everyone is willing to part with blow pops to eat the better candy. I was all ready for the trip although my jumpsuit was a little tight in the crotch region
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3The office staff found a bubble gum soda in a box. "Do you think we should drink it?" said the statistician.
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5inside of me had to cut loose... Footloose that is. I kicked off my Sunday shoes and started dancing across the street from the church. These dance moves are sure to