Finished Folds (201—220)
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6vegetables for sale, which was lame. The Count kept outbidding himself and always ended with ah ah ah. Oscar had a trash up for bids, and I can't resist gambling on a mystery prize
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4were staring, because the back of his pants were a little worn revealing women's underwear. I think Agent Scarn snapped a few good photos while undercover as a Zumba instructor.
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5wing man was still inside the bar when I got into the taxi. With mixed feelings of defeat and future regret I said, "IHop please." The cab driver complemented my eye shadow and we
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3Lucky for me I find sugar gliders adorable and dating a nude roller girls was dream come true. You can only imagine how that confidence and aggression translates in the bedroom.
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5so amazing that he was hooked. He was getting off on the thrill of monkey business, which landed him on the show Strange Addictions, where your mother was a camera women.
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5Lucky for me I find sugar gliders adorable and dating a nude roller girls was dream come true. You can only imagine how that confidence and aggression translates in the bedroom.
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3don't let that ice cream go to waste! Chucky Monkey was discontinued as a flavor back in 2013 and the archeologist had been craving it ever since. My body was thawing out with the
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5over until parachute pants come back in style. The money covered the bill & funded her new poop flinging security business that was unpopular amongst solicitors and jehovah witness
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1Slap Chops, a magic bullet and Oxiclean. After fueling up on a protein shake, I had enough energy to use the oxiclean to clean up the Red Velvet and Granny parts in the basement.
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2can trap dirt, other oils and bacteria and cause comedones or acne pimples. So once the Furries Convention was over my skin looked worse than Sloth's face from the Goonies.
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8The 2013 National Beard and Moustache Championships are a few months away, yet my pirate blackbeard needs work to win. Maybe I can get my parrot, Squawkers, to grow a goatee.
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6Well this is awkward, I don't swing that way. I mean not even a little bit or in an experimental phase kind of way. Hopefully I wasn't leading the alien on, but it's flirting has
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4wearing an American flag breechclout and boxing gloves. Oh! this is going to be a better viral video than the kids with milk or the keyboard playing cat! I needed someone to video
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0e, I think I'll eat that one first. Are albino echidna babies better baked or fired? Who am I kidding everything is better fried! Their spiky coats were going to make this process
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6Squawkers, everyone's favorite parakeet, hit a dark time in his life when puberty hit. His voice was changing & people would make fun, calling him squeakers. He needed to prove his
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3starfish baby, except maybe a mermaid, don't they use starfish to cover their nipples, or maybe that was just a dream or a hazy memory left over from last weekend's rager where I
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5dating wimpy men any more. Next time I want a guy who's in touch with his feminine side, remind me to shave my mustache and find a real man, one who is not afraid of a little S&M.
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1of, I mean not many other candidates would know that, right? Bob would study all day and dream about the Weinermobile at night. During the interview he almost choked on a hotdog
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3dance. Iguana's are actually horrible dancers, but the challenge makes it fun. I was so proud the day Whiskers mastered Vanilla Ice's ninja rap, you'd think he was a turtle.
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5ay, but Christmas was two months ago and the airbrushing was slowly fading off the el camino. I needed to travel back in time, so I drove North to a skating rink in Winnipeg and