Finished Folds (201—220)
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4were staring, because the back of his pants were a little worn revealing women's underwear. I think Agent Scarn snapped a few good photos while undercover as a Zumba instructor.
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5wing man was still inside the bar when I got into the taxi. With mixed feelings of defeat and future regret I said, "IHop please." The cab driver complemented my eye shadow and we
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3Lucky for me I find sugar gliders adorable and dating a nude roller girls was dream come true. You can only imagine how that confidence and aggression translates in the bedroom.
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5so amazing that he was hooked. He was getting off on the thrill of monkey business, which landed him on the show Strange Addictions, where your mother was a camera women.
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5Lucky for me I find sugar gliders adorable and dating a nude roller girls was dream come true. You can only imagine how that confidence and aggression translates in the bedroom.
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3don't let that ice cream go to waste! Chucky Monkey was discontinued as a flavor back in 2013 and the archeologist had been craving it ever since. My body was thawing out with the
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5over until parachute pants come back in style. The money covered the bill & funded her new poop flinging security business that was unpopular amongst solicitors and jehovah witness
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1Slap Chops, a magic bullet and Oxiclean. After fueling up on a protein shake, I had enough energy to use the oxiclean to clean up the Red Velvet and Granny parts in the basement.
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2can trap dirt, other oils and bacteria and cause comedones or acne pimples. So once the Furries Convention was over my skin looked worse than Sloth's face from the Goonies.
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8The 2013 National Beard and Moustache Championships are a few months away, yet my pirate blackbeard needs work to win. Maybe I can get my parrot, Squawkers, to grow a goatee.
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6Well this is awkward, I don't swing that way. I mean not even a little bit or in an experimental phase kind of way. Hopefully I wasn't leading the alien on, but it's flirting has
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4wearing an American flag breechclout and boxing gloves. Oh! this is going to be a better viral video than the kids with milk or the keyboard playing cat! I needed someone to video
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0e, I think I'll eat that one first. Are albino echidna babies better baked or fired? Who am I kidding everything is better fried! Their spiky coats were going to make this process
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6Squawkers, everyone's favorite parakeet, hit a dark time in his life when puberty hit. His voice was changing & people would make fun, calling him squeakers. He needed to prove his
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3starfish baby, except maybe a mermaid, don't they use starfish to cover their nipples, or maybe that was just a dream or a hazy memory left over from last weekend's rager where I
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5dating wimpy men any more. Next time I want a guy who's in touch with his feminine side, remind me to shave my mustache and find a real man, one who is not afraid of a little S&M.
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1of, I mean not many other candidates would know that, right? Bob would study all day and dream about the Weinermobile at night. During the interview he almost choked on a hotdog
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3dance. Iguana's are actually horrible dancers, but the challenge makes it fun. I was so proud the day Whiskers mastered Vanilla Ice's ninja rap, you'd think he was a turtle.
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5ay, but Christmas was two months ago and the airbrushing was slowly fading off the el camino. I needed to travel back in time, so I drove North to a skating rink in Winnipeg and
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5hoping for, but when life gives you cadaver heads make lemonade and learn how to juggle. His hands would get cold while juggling frozen heads, but the money was worth it, because