Finished Folds (241—260)
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5The crybaby pizza bandit struck again in Montana. He left the cash, but walked away with a large peperoni and wings. Police need your help catching the bandana wearing con man.
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3decipher the message's origin. Shit! I might be accused of being an International spy and I haven't heard from my lawyer since he left on a ski trip last week
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5man hands. Not ideal for modeling, but I'm not going to say no to a frisky red head due to over sized hands. Nelly said she was nervous, but the photos showed otherwise due to the
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2I didn't read the full article about him, because I was too busy reading the 47 craziest sex tips. I was hoping one would involve a ninja, but Japanese Cosmo let me down once again
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4own teeth after he beat her in the semi-finals of the National Thumb Wrestling Competition. Needless to say that they don't serve tequila there any more. Sunshine Sally retired fro
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7Alabama, lovely dress you're wearing." He smiled and placed his purchases on the counter. Curious about his plans I kept talking "Popov, fine choice, cool neck tats by the way."
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9for clues, he smelt traces of beer cheese, Russia and the Ballet. Agent Dog didn't know what he was up to, but knew where to find him. Mariinsky Theatre in Saint Petersburg.
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2was more cruel than Bill Murray backing out Ghostbusters 3. I mean the movie won't be the same without him. I wonder if the mariachi band would play the Ghostbusters theme song?
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4Weeks before Christmas, I was still clueless on what to get my wife. My plan to secure a rare bottle of Pizza Hut Perfume, so she could smell like fresh bread and spices failed me.
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2ecause they look good in red, which isn't common for bigger men. Also they both know when I've been naughty even when it isn't with them. I don't judge people who like to watch, bu
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4unless I kill myself. I can commit suicide after watching my autobiographic musical, better yet after staring in it. It will need a musical within a musical and only last one night
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5I couldn't get Bertha's cookies off my mind and I'm not actually talking about her cookies ;-) I went to Big Bertha's Cookieland with a bottle of gin and an outfit sure to please
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4it would be totally worth it, actually the lashes are more of an incentive for some people, but not me. ; ) So I was watching them juggle the babies and started to chant "more more
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3Plan back fired. I had to drive him to an STD doctor. When the nurse asked him to drop his pants, he replied "That's what got me here in the 1st place." with a smile and a wink.
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2I rounded up a posse to stand behind me and look angry as I knocked on her door. She looked at me oddly, because I was still touching my nipple. "Why did he choose you?" I asked
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2the elves like to watch. "Don't just stand there." Santa said. "Give Rudolph a hand." The elf working the video camera got in on the action, but not before putting on a bunny mask.
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3Boy George started singing "Turn 2 Dust" but Rainbow Dash interrupted and requested an oldie. So he switched to "Keep me in mind" and Rainbow Dash flapped her wings and took off
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4the elves like to watch. "Don't just stand there." Santa said. "Give Rudolph a hand." The elf working the video camera got in on the action, but not before putting on a bunny mask.
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2buttered popcorn edible panties weren't vegan friendly and this would be a turn off for Mr Jacobs. After he ordered Tofu for dinner she excused herself to the ladies room to take
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5she headed to the bar. "What is a good drink for post feces throwing?" The bar tender hesitated for a brief moment before mixing Jagermeister with some warm Mayonnaise.