Finished Folds (221—240)
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5hoping for, but when life gives you cadaver heads make lemonade and learn how to juggle. His hands would get cold while juggling frozen heads, but the money was worth it, because
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6going to stop me from entering this year's National Beard and Moustache Championships. I vowed revenge ever since Patrick Gorman beat me in Lancaster's 2011 event winning my $600.
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6set out on an epic quest to find Squawkers. But first he need to recruit good friend, expert parakeet tracker and pet detective Ace Ventura who had been in hiding since 2000.
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12you promise not to teach it any curse words. He agreed and we went to the pet store. There was only one parakeet left and he came with a free eye patch. Can we name him Squawkers?
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4Since beating each other with the Styrofoam nun chucks was pointless, Leroy decided to instead shove them down the other ninja's throats until they choked to death. He graduated to
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5and they said dial 855-843-5656 to order doggie shoes. I prefer to talk to a real person or at least an Indian, but at least the robot did a dinosaur impersonation before transfer
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1thinking of. I bet the apple genius will guess cat pee broke my monitor before these fools guess what number I'm thinking of. I chose pi, what can I say I'm an irrational thinker.
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4I just threw old cheesecake at an old kegerator floating in the lake. What did you do on your lunch break?
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11scream "DANGER ZONE! SHE TOUCHED MY DANGER ZONE!" Just cause these women know my name doesn't give them free reign over my body, even though I honestly enjoy the attention. Moe
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4of toner charged to my account. Toner Pirates just took over the #1 spot on my revenge list, count your blessings Kalamazoo County there is no longer room for you on my list.
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2woods and started hunting using hand grenades. The animal remains made a perfect medium for my next sculpture, a nude Charlton Heston, that will put the Weasel Art to shame.
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3Suddenly the apple and banana switched places. However the apple was much more ripe than the green banana, which upset the banana resulting in an apple whining like a grape.
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3So yeah basically just the same old orgy weekend after weekend. I never thought I'd say it, but we need to branch out to new things, but of coarse I'd still call them Richard.
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1"Why yes, all you can eat puke. What I great idea!" I replied sarcastically. Well what direction do you expect a conversation started about finding teeth in your sausage to lead to
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2Slim started rapping about Kim's butt, but quickly digressed to rapping about killing the reality star. This upset Kanye who feared for the safety of his unborn daughter.
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5"You're enjoying this aren't you? Well call me when you get off and bring your cuffs." I said with a wink. His grip on my willy only got firmer as the mall cop tightened my cuffs.
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6give up on his quest for the golden skull and realize that his weed was causing some serious hallucinations and a false sense of confidence that he could act. The End :-)
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2But problems turn into opportunities, because I couldn't be the first person in this predicament. I decided to write and self publish "Masturbation 4 Dummies" as a pop up book.
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2eg muscle from all the kicking, but they managed to tackle me to ground. "They aren't your size!" I yelled as they took off my shoes. At least none of the little drag queens bit me
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3ing more attractive when playing her guitar, but I'm a sucker for the musician type. But all the singing about blowing was a huge turn off. I know I'm surprised as you are, but...