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  and bounced the world up and down in the air, showing off. But hubris never goes unpunished, as he soon learned when the earth slipped and fell to the ground with a crack. Oh

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  Now, as he stared at the spinning disc he knew that no recording would sound better than what he would experience over the next moments. The record was

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  2011-01-01 22:16:31

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  into the Red Sea. Damned that Moses, thought Rameses. Always showing off. Freaking locusts, serpents from sticks. What next, he wondered? Despondent, he stared into deNile and

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  2011-01-01 22:13:44

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  with the skateboarding dog. In Father O'Malley's experience, the best way to convince a non believer was to show them a miracle. And the way that dog rode that board was sure

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  2011-01-01 22:10:18

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  And she asked me what episode was my favorite and I told her the one where you thought Chcachi cheated on you and she replied that that was every episode. D'oh. Still she looked

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  2011-01-01 18:38:24

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  brooded on their cat scratching posts, but refused to obey orders about confronting visitors. So the dogs had more or less free run of the place. Overturned litter and peed on

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  2011-01-01 18:36:47

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  and cutting his forehead. Now, Amy was a crack pusher, but she had a heart of gold. So she rushed Jimmy to her Lexus Coupe and over to County Hospital Emergency. The night nurse

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  2011-01-01 18:34:58

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  when we were very young. Now that my sisters and I were in our early 20s, his admonitions about speaking to boys seemed a bit excessive. Still he was right about the

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  2011-01-01 18:32:18

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  lucky stars that egg layers and mammals are incapable to cross breeding. Though the thought of enormous bossy tadpoles ruling the pond did make me smile, for just a moment.

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  2011-01-01 18:29:24

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  As he revved the engine he motioned to the brooding Italian woman nearby. Who boarded the scooter behind him, and together they drove into the sunset, gesturing wildly.

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  2011-01-01 18:25:17

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  down the ship's ramp and ran to the nearest Mc Donald's, because he knew from experience that Shamrock Shakes were only available for a limited time. Home never tasted so sweet.

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  2011-01-01 18:19:26

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  both intent on killing the climbing mouse. It was talon versus claw, and I feared that my leg would be caught in the fracas. Secretly I hoped the mouse would escape. As he climbed

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  2011-01-01 18:05:41

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  wasn't going to accept a cubic zirc. Because she has seen my bank balance in those messages, and would be bound and determined to get a big

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  2011-01-01 18:03:11

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  No one thinks I am smart but they are wrong. They just see a guy behind the video rental counter and think, dropout. But I am smart. And I know all their little foibles and

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  2011-01-01 17:55:35

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  The sullen President sat in his office. The election returns were in and he had lost big. He contemplated his options. He was still Commander in Chief, so perhaps if he

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  2011-01-01 17:49:52

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  "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned," she said. But the priest reacted unusually. "Oh, good Lord, Marie, you confessed three hours ago. What could you have done in that time?

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  2011-01-01 17:38:10

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  a beer chaser. Not many barmen knew how to make that. It was Billy's trademark drink, and his would be suitors ordered them with abandon, so they could stare at his eyes when

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  2011-01-01 17:36:02

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  had led to daily drinking, and sleepless nights. He tried to stay focused, but weeks without real rest had made him more and more unreliable at the controls. The drone was hovering

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  2011-01-01 17:32:06

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  himself that his infidelity had only taken an hour - that she might not be suspicious at this point. But he knew better, because Mandy had a sixth sesne. She'd say nothing, but her

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  2011-01-01 17:27:39

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  stnding in the darkness, the moonlight obscured by the wisteria covered lattice. Shep the old hound dog limped into view. So old, yet so full of life, his tail wagging as the

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