Finished Folds (561—580)
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5klieg lights to outdoor powerpoints. Instantly their beams filled the sky, acting as a beacon to the Luftwaffe jets flying over head. In seconds, ordnance was headed earthward, and
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4was such a rarity for him. When he married Joanne, he was of course aware of her four young kids. He wasn't aware, however, of what effect that would have on his
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3But as Hindus, they believed in reincarnation, and it appeared that she and her mother were about to metamorphose into their new beings. She watched as her Mom changed into
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6And the nominees for the best porn video title inspired by a mainstream movie name are
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4It wasn't any fun for me bursting out of her belly. It ticks me off. There's always sympathy for the human growing pod, but none for the alien spawn. What's up with that?
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1Ellie sat in her cube seething. For 45 years she had written the award winning deb column for Town and Country. Now demoted to advertorials all because she refused to write about
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2The pavement, but it's pink ovoid form was too obvious. Next he tried burying the egg in the overgrown yard. But still its lavender surface begged to be noticed
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1Had an organized food fight before, so tonight's program was to be very special. she bided her time pitching deviled eggs, dreams of the BBQ pulled pork course dancing through
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2At that moment he realized that he never should have made his Mother in Law Executive Producer. 12 long hours of shooting confronted him like
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2because he never wanted to return to the Hotel California. It was definitely NOT a lovely place at all. Because the
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4As she made quick work of her opponent, she couldn't help thinking that being a Gorgeous Lady of Wrestling in the 80s really came in handy during such situations.
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1his head in the sand. He'd leave behind his ostrich problems and just...hide. Hide from his homely feathers and spindly bird legs. Hide from the egg that robbed him of free time to
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1the pork medallions tend to take on an unpleasant air after only a few hours, especially during a hot outdoor wedding. Most brides eschewed them because
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3Baked Chicken 101. He marveled at Martha's expert knowledge, and had been inspired to try entertaining for himself. But to entertain you need
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1her satiny complexion. She was hot, but the chick couldn't act. "Take 26, and please try to look like you are really enjoying the
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2"Puh-leeze," said God, "as if I care what those jamokes think. There's only one person's opinion I give a poo about, and that is
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2an incredibly loud gambling riverboat went by twice a day carrying hundreds of retirees, their quivering flesh packed into purple polyester pants suits. Each time the paddlewheeler
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4jaws clamped to her calf. At 3 pounds, the teacup chihuahua was more of a nuisance than a life threatening emergency, but he added to her wind resistance, and made her
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7I ran into the crowded dining room. A huge luncheon of Red Hat Ladies was in progress. The sturdy woman in a crimson beret began to speak from the podium, saying
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6liver spots plague your visage. Forsooth, fair Gweneviere, thou art now old as all get out. Methinks I shall rethink my open ended proposal of betrothal. Prithee, forgive my