Finished Folds (41—60)
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5Xylophone." His odd version of the Six Days of Purim a la Twelve Days of Christmas simply bombed. Ever since that night,
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3to greet Paul at the Pearly Gates, when Paul pushed the trap door to the exit chute to Hell and exclaimed to the man, "Paul Harvey..........................Good day!"
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4rolled his eyes, shook his head, and told Whoopi to go back to The View, as her new "Sister Act" montage was about 20 years too late.
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3d his chance at another term as VP goodbye. Instead, Biden banked on buying a big bidet to boost his bidworthiness.
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6that quaint lyric from AC/DC's "Shook Me All Night Long," "She told me to come, but I was already there," always brought The Flash and his pre-ejaculatory problems to my mind.
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7BenGay and polident, like revenge, is best served cold.
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1the thirsty Realtor (R) mistook the bidet for a water fountain. Attempting not to be rude, the homeowner then escorted the Realtor (R) past the dumb waiter when
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2was hidden in his mustache. He brandished his weapon ironically as if he were Steve Guttenberg in a Police Academy movie. Selleck would outdo Danson by
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0never laced Reuben sandwiches with angel dust, no he laced Rachel sandwiches with angel dust as it just went better with pastrami and cole slaw. The Mormons would have to
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2-to-fit insoles would get replaced. Ever since the conglomerate started marketing Dr. Scholl's / Sorrento's parmesan cheese and foot powder it was difficult to tell the difference
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4one by one. Instead, he doffed his hat and gulped down the whole lot of them in two bites. Runaway saliva oozed down the felty fedora. He belched in delight.
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3produced the greatest Italian camel toe the ensemble had ever seen. And with that Sadie the 62-year-old burlesque dancer's performance came to a denoument. The audience roared!
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3she insists on coughing up fur balls to adhere to what were my otherwise freshly shorn pits. I quickly put a stop to THAT. I now apply Nair to pussy cat and
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2undercarriage. I had sprayed the underside with all sorts of cleansers attempting to remove the "barnacles," to no avail. Then, I discovered the solution:
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3Actually, his name was Clod, but the fancy city folk Frenchified his name to Claude. Clod was not erudite in his taste, as he had eaten an earlobe of the man in front of him.
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4Life couldn't be solved by simply adding an "Asta" to his problem. Life, it turned out, was a lot more complicated.
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2Wary of the too-clever-by-half rhyming device in starting new folding stories,
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2Vary your routes going to and from work. That was the advice given to me by
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3Terricloth robes always seem to chafe me. I have tried using all sorts of fabric softening agents with no luck. However,
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1Query: where do babies come from? The precocious 3-year-old always had the most annoying way of bringing up difficult subjects.