Finished Folds (101—120)
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10must have your cell phone turned off for the entire twelve hour performance. There will not be an intermission. You will be provided a bucket containing some food, and later, waste
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4which quickly evaporated the water into steam and heated up my junk nicely, which started to plump like a ballpark frank. As my junk started to swell larger and larger I couldn't
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4, not because they were noise canceling, but solely due to the fact that Katy Perry sounds remarkably similar to a helicopter disaster. The helicopter blades would have decapitated
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8proved once and for all that the secret to curing cancer lay in Nutella. Were it not for that lawsuit it would have been discovered much sooner, so I hope you lawyers are happy.
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3dozed off. His friend had never shared his fascination with fecal matter and it was really wearing on him. He needed people in his life that shared his passion and reason for livin
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4dance and play all over the man's thick and luscious body hair. It was the best party that the lice had ever thrown and the tiny fireworks they were setting off were quite visible
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4face. She screamed and fell back in her chair, causing me to laugh even longer. Grandma was finally getting her long overdue comeuppance and the boy couldn't be happier. He kicked
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5A also saw a giant mushroom cloud leading me to wonder whether this was anything more than your everyday go-cart. Good thing this accident happened in Florida so nothing of value
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3oing to go ape shit when she sees this mess. I put the body in some trash bags and moved it to the trunk of my car so I could mop up the incredible amount of bodily fluids without
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4conscious as these babies asses where among the rankest one would ever wish to encounter. The secret service got him a gas mask promptly and he proceeded to wade through the asses
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4her giant chest full of all her worldly possessions. Fortunately she was able to continually find men to help her carry it, and nobody asked about her apparent homelessness.
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4so monkey bacon is what he would have. So I went with Brian into a nearby jungle with a much more powerful gun than we needed. The monkeys were out in force that day, frolicking
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1As The Grateful Dead and Phish and Deadmau5 all jammed out the audience couldn't stop taking the mega dose LSD/MDMA pills that where being handed out in giant tubs by a guy in a
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3As Mel Gibson raged at the police officer, flailing his arms and shouting expletives, the car he'd neglected to put in park began rolling down the steep hill towards the gasoline
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5but this guy did spend all day on a D&D message board and then held hands with a hot chick. Well OK, no he didn't, but he did have internet access and knew someone with a vagina.
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2looks like he had a really awesome circumcision." Gladys scanned the other showers, getting more and more worked up as she did so. Suddenly Jacob, the elderly janitor, burst into
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3open patch of ground and quickly put my child to work. Unfortunately due to the late start we were soon swarmed by children who had picked the rest of the ground clean of eggs.
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5Obese cockroach takes a lot of the attention away from ninja spider and always gets the water, be it in the bathtub or toilet. Ninja spider is happy to have such loud roommates.
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3Or you can say "hows it hanging?" or "How you doing?". Whatever you do don't let your panic show and keep your bowels in check. People will avoid you if you crap your pants.
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3running an illegal construction business, making unsafe shoddy housing that was sold for vastly more than it was worth. At the press conference the three pigs deflected the angry