Finished Folds (81—100)
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2Beatrice began to cook dinner furiously, making all manner of culinary delights while Manda the cat paced around trying to get what food it could. Beatrice's man wouldn't tolerate
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1and started banging out the funkiest holy music the congregation had ever heard. It was a whole other world of crazy far out psychedelic sounds and everyone started tripping out to
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5we had to contend with the aftermath, the angry coca-cola army fueled entirely by original formula coca-cola. They would never sleep and never stop hunting us, day or night.
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3opened up the chest. A bunch of tiny dragons flew out and began to bite poor Jasper. He leapt away but he didn't get far. There were too many dragons, they were too much for him.
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0Over time the 2 chinese factories got their own softball teams and went head to head. The first game between HoundConn and FoxxConn was highly anticipated and didn't disappoint.
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3needed money fast, and had the capability to insure. He reasoned that the fellow was so incompetent that whatever he got insured for would likely have killed him and no money
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3It was far more important for me to be lazy than grammatically correct. A person has to have values, and I took my values very seriously. I wanted a life of staring at the sky.
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3and that's the only thing I couldn't be blamed for. Everything else happening in the immediate vicinity was all my fault, from the massive fires to the raining bowling balls and
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5It is the father with his child. He has the boy well in his arm. He holds him safely, he keeps him warm. "My son, why do you hide your face so anxiously?" "Father, do you not see
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1Day. National Day became the biggest holiday in the land and every november 5th there were massive parades . Glitter became much more ubiquitous.
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7of him on the ground with his broken legs. They pointed and laughed. This infuriated the fat man, and after he got done with his power hour of crying he set on re-dignifying himse
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3As Steve set fire to the only evidence of his record setting theft of one full quarter of the worlds oil supply, he wondered if there would be any negative repercussions for his
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5As I looked over the unruly mob in front of me calling for my decapitation, I reflected on the last hour that had brought me here. I would have never thought that Clarence had it
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3whole cast of The Celebrity Apprentice. Each of their victims turned into another zombie so it wasn't long before celebrity zombies where terrorizing New York. The Richard Simmons
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7I had to rethink my plans. She didn't take it as a lump sum, so my best bet was to murder her and live out the rest of my life disguised as her so I could get all those checks.
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7dying of any kind. All he wanted to do was play video games and watch the internet porn and Joshua eventually refused to set foot outside of his basement for fear of inadvertently
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5No. This was a blend of tobacco leaves, poison ivy, datura flowers, mistletoe berries, and minced pine cones, not a proper salad. I shouldn't have eaten so much of this mixture.
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3will be a grand spectacle where we desecrate the recently deceased man and dog simultaneously for the viewing pleasure of what will be at least a thousand ticket holders, cheering
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2Unfortunately my disbelief was well founded because it was butter and my allergies flared up immediately. I would have cursed or gotten angry but my throat was too closed up for me
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3one of the ponies from My Little Pony. I didn't ask the pony what it was doing there, because I already knew. It was go time. With my alcohol fueled super powers at their peak I