Finished Folds (81—100)
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3er be what I was if I had been who I COULD have become, who I was meant to be, if they hadn't put me into prison. Which isn't what it used to be either. So I reconsidered the deed.
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4and the cheapest, ever after the superhighway was built alongside the forest lake next to our house. Martha complained about the flattened shapes, but my salamander pancake recipe
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2ed like a slice of dried venison that has been covered with a thick layer of spices to conceal the fact that it's past its best-served date. "Auntie" I grunted "I love you, but
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52: better-looking overall design 3: downsizing of the background cast 4: much longer lunch-breaks, irrespective of lunch. Can you do that for me, God? (I'm believing in you!)"
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4me. Rather, it was freezing to death while having to watch adorable little polar foxes snuffle at my frozen-stiff body, then break off my fingers and lick them like popsicles.
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1stitched their veils shut, but still ran around giggling when they thought of the ridiculous priest. Monks self-flaggelated to keep themselves from laughing out loud. But one day
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5. His last thought was that indeed an out-of-control financial sector is eating out the modern market economy from inside – just as the larva of the spider wasp… And he was gone!
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5not a whiff of suspicion about him, so the king blithely trusted him with the otherworldly sharp razors. It had been his younger brother who hired the barber. "May we begin, Sire?"
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5Chalcolithic weapon set he carried. I managed to strike his head, then shot an arrow in his back when he fled. He stumbled and fell dead, face down. And that's how they found him.
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4unced the death sentence of the entire family tree. The beheadings were to be executed on a wooden block made from exactly the trees whose timber rights the family had fought over.
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4The principal looked at him sternly. Steve was afraid, but then he noticed a familiar sticker on her briefcase. "You like rainbow-colored unicorns too?" She blushed, then smiled.
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2Now fetch me colt, Sally! An' make sure it's proppaly LOADED, dimwit!" Sally came in with the gun… "An' what's with th'cigar? Y'didn't gimme fire, y'klutz! FIRE, SALLY, GODDAMMIT!"
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4That double-tongued cat! Sick of playing cat and mouse, I let him out of the bag again. He looked like he ate a canary, but perhaps it was my tongue after all… I was speechless!
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3Shelly's axe-armed logger bot logged wooden logs AND loggerheads, but the jury dreaded MY dreadlocks project. Science isn't fair. So, to still win this dreadful science fair prize,
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1But regressive taxes sucked the sheeple's money into a military state to hold them in check. The plutocrats just needed a fictitious external enemy to justify it. Their think tanks
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3KRAKEN WITH A MILLION ARMS & EYES, SEEING & SELLING EACH & EVERY ASPECT OF YOUR PUNY & PATHETIC LIVES!!! One of the onlookers must have called an ambulance, because I was grabbed
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3being seized by Gibbering Goblins on Hyperactive Hyenas. This particular Hyena had grown too attached to the Dwindling Dwarf, so he had given her to me for a Spittle Spewing Spell.
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5was put into an urn on the shelf with all the other phoenixes who had never risen again. But Billy still wanted to be a magical bird. "I'll be a Roc then!" he shouted. "Your wish
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10as it took a sip of wine chased with cyanide. "The ocean…" It choked on the phrase left unsaid, its tiny fins grabbing the gun for a final shooting spree. Silver bullets pierced my
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3OMG daddy w1th my attempteds uicide i wantd to sent an SOS *not* SMS x_X –– sory hon mustuv been the autocorretc T__T –– ihate u daddy turn 0ff ur text2speech2text inventon t(>_<t)