Finished Folds (101—120)
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3are you implying that my bodily parts look shrivelled?" Chivalrous Juan declined, out of courtesy, and thus had to acknowledge that even vegetarians could live. Milady served him
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2SHOWING drooling ignorance of even the most basic of facts, AND yet TELLING everyone the movement was "intellectual". A magic trick! The tea party convention cheered Bachmann on
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2me? Just missionary or top ride in a foursome?" "To buy social status, you have to spend wisely, especially in a true democracy." said the ancient Greek "You got FOREIGN COINS here
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4small print section. "…may share your data with any 3rd party… What's that got to do–" but when she took off her reading glasses, the squirrel was gone, as were all the mushrooms.
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2modern antidepressants and corticotherapy. Only thing that keeps you alive when you're locked up here." "You worry too much" I said "I like dolphins better when they only squeak.
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8, slurped it all into her eye nostrils and belched it out again from her neck orifices. Suddenly, my love for her alien beauty wavered. I concentrated. "I... like the way you belch
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0the muck. Our living room was swamped and we felt... nauseous. Hadn't I read somewhere about slurry-induced asphyxiation? "Charlie!" I wheezed "This isn't the Ex-Lax we ordered!
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5to people, especially if all they do is watch television. I've learned that much from television. Tells you important stuff, the telly, like that night when I watched a re-run of
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4harder" the chief inspector yelled, and threw himself on the pile of obese detectives, "I know how to crack a suspect!" And with a squeak, the mysterious box under them split open.
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5"Captain! Russian roulette can't be played with a shotgun: it's got only one shot!" a pirate shouted, but too late. With a bang, Captain Hook lost the roulette. Smee awoke from the
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3stuck to his fur. It even covered much of the landscape. Could it be connected to the new deepwater oil rig they had put up in his neighbourhood? The little polar bear dismissed
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6When our peasant mob arrived at the monster's lair, I jumped forward, but Old Fagan held me back. "Boy, that's no pitchfork, you's gots an ordinary fork there." I looked at my fork
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2somersaulted around him. Unseen, he had also fastened a hidden chain to the king's belt, for the tyrant was pulled upwards while the jester yelled: "I am simply Hop-Frog - and this
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6when their tongues touch my sugary coating, they'll succumb to my magical poison, teehee." Gwen nodded at the candy elf, a shy smile playing on her face. Next day on the playground
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6ered a giant T-bone steak, bleeding from the inside, burned and crumpled on the outside, floating in a puddle of half-hardened grease. Amelie ducked behind her salad as he slurped.
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4as my passion for all things Italian consumes me if I don't filter them through the irony of cheap American ripoffs. So when in Roma, I took my amore out to Starbucks and Pizza Hut
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4When me and my merry cellmates played this the last time, some of the fellas missed my straightjacked, and bit into my facial features instead. This meant I won the game, but lost
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1wealth management to financially distressed middle-classers for a steep fee, while coaching their lives towards more life coaching classes. My personal wealth and life improved
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2d and my Fortune 500 food industry giant gobbled up yet another unfortunate 500 restaurants. Voraciously, I watched from my top-floor CEO office as my excavators literally ate into
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5kitchen: "Hi darling, look! Caught a Fly-Man on the way home. I've injected my enzymes to predigest him for you. Here, take a sip!" Spider-Woman was still hungry from their mating