Finished Folds (141—160)
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1and the five-fingered factory spew forth billions of sentient latex gloves which, once on the hands of the unwary masses, began to twitch, to fumble around, to make rude gestures.
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4and my mind was racing for an excuse that would make them untie me. "Listen!" I screamed "If you leave me to the piranhas like this, you will never know what Krammy wrote about me!
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5the giant turtle, "that when near death, turtles are faster than humans." And it sprinted across the beach after the good doctor, snapping at his behind with its razor-sharp beak.
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6felt as if my brain hemispheres had split apart and were dancing a waltz inside my cranium. As the universe swirled around me in vertical vortices, I reached for my pillbox.
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5pubic hairs protruding from Begorah's abdomen, always in danger of being attacked by the giant's crab lice, which to us were as large as lions. When we had just escaped the navel,
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8He tripped and tumbled down the slope, towards the orcs he had intended to outwit. He twiddled with his crossbow, but only managed to get his braids stuck in the trigger mechanism.
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3Grunting benevolently, the pope ordered his cardinals to guard him against the waking hellbat with divine incantation. But unbeknownst to His Holyness, the cardinals were vying for
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3his plane was trapped in. As he frantically pushed the cannon buttons in vain, the giant crabs closed in. The crash test managers laughed at the scene unfolding on their screens
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2promises that everyone could make it here in this fabled land, if he just tried hard enough. Tommy thought about it, as he gnawed on a fishbone someone had thrown into his trashcan
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3said the alien's voice inside my head. I struggled and raced towards the zoo's exit, but the voice commanded me to lean over the railing to yet another monstrosity's cage.
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4As the anesthetic had been applied, the cables were fitted to the torso that had been cut open with the scissors. The orange was added just for flavoring. "My creation will live!"
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2one often used watermelon peel as a safety helmet while skiing down the staircase of the skyscraper housing the offices. Habits like these solved the problem of surplus headcount
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6that special ardent embrace that always got under my skin. I caressed her shiny face, her perfectly polished nails. Then I threw myself onto her, for a fervid, everlasting reunion.
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3to the captain, who then attempted to give the newborn a sailor's baptism. But alas, no matter how he tried, as the dockworker's child was made of rubber, it could not be submerged
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8onto the sofa which folded and buried him in a pile of fabric and assembly manuals. Smiling, she duct-taped it into a ball, attached the return sticker and kicked it out the door.
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5I hastily drafted some legionnaires at a local taverna, and stormed the villa where the cult held its mysterious cauldron. Some of my men fell at the gate out of sheer befuddlement
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3we downed our spiked drinks in one gulp, and choked. While the hidden toothpicks pierced our throats and stomachs from within, each of us closely studied the other for a sign of
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3Sinking back into his armchair, Horace let his mind reached out. His thoughts latched onto Margaret's soul with grim determination. As she became aware of his spiritual snare, she
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6I was fondling Pinocchio's nose, when Lord Farquaad appeared above our pit, laughing. "Miserable traitors! Look what we got in store for the likes of you!" A gate opened and
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6Flashing my shiny teeth, I looked into the lens, pressed the button and immediately switched to view mode to take a look at the face I liked best in the world. But on the picture