Finished Folds (61—80)
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8a lot of investments on his behalf, buying up stock of Woolworths and the National League. He had, however, been trying to warn them by referencing the stock market crash. If only
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2He frowned at me and stuck the giveaway bible back into his pocket. Whew, saved! I continued to chew, intentionally loosing drool from my cheek pouches whenever he looked up.again.
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3Just as a parting gesture, I screamed back into the room, and slammed the door extra hard when I left. That would serve the noisy lot! Outside, the silence was refreshing at first.
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7And so it began: my HUNDREDTH FOLD! A little like all those others, but the intensity increased a hundredfold. Shaking, I typed… erased… and typed again… and there it was: THE END♥
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6followed on dog hail, and soon, everyone I knew was quite sick of being sold cute "domesticated" pets that later proved susceptible to BOTH murder AND suicide (in that order)!
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2POWERS THAT BE!!! Hereby, we declare WAR on them!" The crowd cheered at this unexpected announcement. I worked myself through the mass of people towards the podium.
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5this horrible crime, even if it would cost her sanity. She followed the lead of evidence until it would lead her to an evidently abandoned lead foundry in the outskirts of the town
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6harmless chick walked by, a bag of tacos in her pudgy hands. FIRST! I grabbed the bag and hopped into my cab, chewing while ordering the driver to cruise and look out for the next
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3The warlock had always been the philosophical-inquisitive type, so he joined the philosophic inquisition and helped them to perform exorcisms on day traders.
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3HIS real name, your tongue will rip itself out, jump from your moth and crawl towards the nearest mousehole to hide in, so terrifying is the sound of HIS name. Once, I came upon
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3some bacon, slice it up and feed it to the dog, but he had forgotten the dog itself was named "Bacon" and by feeding exclusively on bacon had become bacon-like in shape and temper.
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4As for myself, I didn't care too much for the south coast. I had been studying in Portsmouth for several years, but I couldn't stand the attitude of the people there. They reminded
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5forgot to feed the dog AGAIN. As Baskervilles, we have an duty to fulfill!" Jimmy looked guiltily at mommy, then over her shoulder, and ran when a giant maw opened in the shadows…
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2And Odysseus said to his men: "Tie me to the mast and plug your ears – and I will prove to the world that I can withstand the lure of the sirens!" Jacob and the men looked at him
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8The vampire count thirsted for blood, red and gory… but there was a ratty parrot on his shoulder shouting demands for a cracker. If only the bird wouldn't be all beak & feathers!
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5"You're schizophrenic" diagnosed another voice in his head "don't listen to him!" But the first voice wouldn't back off: "Kill yourself, and that funny-sounding voice with you."
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3trols the hundred typing monkeys is the one who will (eventually) control all masterpieces of literature." The psychic punk rats pondered on this ancient truth, while the monkeys
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5Hours later, Mr. Wikipedia was still sulking. After he went home, he randomly opened Wikipedia articles with some connection to that bully who had harassed him and vandalized them.
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6it seems if you ever wake up with a frog in your throat, not even death can deliver you from it." The funeral party watched in horror and amusement as the widow reached down into
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3a lot of "senior" people…undressing…in all their pimpled and wrinkly glory…why is it that I don't fully remember? Am I trying to…suppress something? It's blurry…was I drugged…? I…