Finished Folds (121—140)
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3icial Austrian garden gnome vendor. I was put on the shelf with dozens of pathetic little figurines. I couldn't move while obese overseas tourists would rudely palpate my tiny rod.
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5st corner of his unsettled mind. What would happen at the dog show if he didn't catch the labradoodle bomber first? Sweating, Det. Buddy reached into his desk drawer and pulled out
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6Humanity's social fabric has been automated away. We are slaves to The Machine, which slowly erases our last memories of each others' faces while we stare at FUNNY KITTEN PICTURES!
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3up a diarrhea that made him use up all the paper. Freed, the Brockengespenst retaliated by brocking Criss Angel with magic bockwursts. He had fasted for 24 hours before the duel,
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0Prof. Sperm Whale introduced them to whale sperm. "Hello class. Who can tell me what this is?" Other tortoises shyly hid in their shells, but little Wrinkle raised his hand "I can!
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3What's more, her body parts not only knew what she had done, they seemed bent on turning her in. Her legs, as they walked her to the police station. Her hands, as they went up. Her
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5EVERYTHING on the screen changes: he has randomly CHOSEN ONE program. He watches a cop show, simultaneously playing cellphone SOLITAIRE, chuckling: "No more miserable WORLD news!"
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5ssor Fritz cowered in the backseat. The country had cut health budgets for the mentally ill, leaving their 'treatment' largely to the police. "Officer, surely you see I'm not mad?
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2about the fact that soon, the resources would all be mined up, the soil farmed away. If THEY hadn't returned by then to absolve us, we'd have to return to the scorched red surface.
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7in, but the football players were hopelessly interlocked. A single bloodied victor broke free and greeted the coach, who stood like an emperor and slowly lowered his thumb. DEATH!
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6. Since my ladder was gone for good, I tried to knot all the animal bodies into a tight rope, and fastened it to the downpipe with the snake skin. Just when I was starting to climb
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4dance which shall please my eyes and soothe my soul." And Jerry came, out of the mists, and danced before her, and her restraint melted away as she watched his lank figure. And she
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5"Sex & money as such do not interest me. I crave for the crime itself, the thrill to destroy other people" I hissed. Mr. Black became uneasy: "I- I just want a fun little story.
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4zombies. Juan and his companions recoiled, but as The Supervisor flung another bone, the corpses grabbed their arms, and pirouetted so fast moldy skinbits were flying to and fro.
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4Hands, chin, nose and both feet sunken into the keyboard, he gazed at the screen. It was illegible, but he had finally POSTED FIRST! ...or had he? 3 names were on list before his.
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2will become scarce and all zombies will starve." "Zombies don't starve, they're already dead." "But-" "It seems brains are ALWAYS scarce with some people." "Hey, if you're so smart
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0as the bug in the lauchpad is fixed." Vladimir stared at her. "What leaders have we become, that we can lead but in one direction? Make peace as lovers, but not for our nations?"
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3r, be prepared. "I'm not afraid" said the shoesoler's diminutive thirdborne. "Armed only with this shoehorn, I will face the curse of the Woods and lift it." And so he went, alone.
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5in favor of national unilateralism." And so, while the control group with the kings formed a new kingdom, the thrall and vassal focus groups built a thralldom and a vassal state.
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5were simply that: a dream. Just like the wife, the job, the stable life. So I clenched my fist around the cash, limped over the dead clerk, and then drove south, never to return.