Finished Folds (21—40)
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3of my eyes & float into outer space, full of philosophical thoughts. Annie didn't quite get my message about the ship's owner, but she understood now that the airlocks were leaky.
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1"Shh!" an elderly librarian interrupted him. "This is a library!" More members of the audience shushed at Gravir. He'd have to stage the Revolution for Library Data all by himself.
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2where drakelings were hatched by the lava's heat. Glyn led her tiny band of imps towards the rim. Her last attempt to steal an egg had cost her 3 fingers, but she'd show them now!
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3he was a real mugger. Moore once came rolling home to the wrong trailer, then nagged Villechaize to compare "golden guns". He had his testies paddywhacked with the mug. From below.
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3her! The star started bursting bright colors, then tumbled from the sky & crashed. I rushed to the crater & saw her lying in the debris, cursing. Shooting Star, you saved me again!
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3watched Dr Verrückte drink an elixir and morph into…Dr Vernünfte! The 2 were 1! "Und now der präsident awaits me!" he laughed & departed with the monstrous puppy. Öutsmärted again!
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9Hank the handkerchief salesman with the snotty attitude fulfilled his dream: running an outlet selling recycled tissue hankies, thinking he had a nose for business. But he blew it!
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5tumbled from the sky & crashed into my house. 3 weeks later I got a letter: "…policy fully covers all asteroid impact damage as opposed to fire/water…" Shooting Star, you saved me!
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3free HIM. I'm pitching my plan to release the Dark One from the ocean floor and spill havoc on sea & land to a deep-sea drilling venture. They happily fund me. Little do they know…
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3our moms so we agreed. Golden Age guys smeared different formulas on us & locked us up to age in a chamber. We had margaritas & sitcoms but tried not to laugh. Fewest wrinkles win!
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4d sighed "watchin too much actual reality shows…gotta get on with my virtual life" A giant thumb tapped the giant remote & the physicist's reality faded into the spacetime TV slot.
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4were thrown over the tanks with the "experiments". Fred hastily instructed lab assistants on their testimony, handing each a bundle of cash. The door opened. ♥Oh hellooo inspector♥
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3question: Merkel & Lagarde were already in bed with the EU's financial oligarchy. Sweating, Troi felt the Southerners' agony as the Troika consumed their nations in a frenzied orgy
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3and Lilly skipped hand in hand along 7 Mile Beach. They passed Ugland House and Jack suggested to check the mail in their trust fund's letterbox old man Calder had set up for them.
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2write again, only this time it was in my very own blood. As the words dropped out of my pen, I came to feel a tad nauseous, and by the time I had finished and looked at the page,
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1Merlin the old fool had used the fabled blade to cut his greasy toenails again and I couldn't for the life of me get myself to touch it. So instead of engaging Morgana in battle, I
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3The hermit crab recoiled into his shell, his days as a hermit were over. To claim his treasure, I now had to venture into the giant shell, past his still twitching barbed claws…
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1od day to you, my friend." The deaf person nodded. "I have a foghorn here, would you mind if I practiced a bit in front of you?" He shrugged. Only 99 more and I'd have my audience
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2worth more than family, friendship, love or whatever cheesy moral I had been taught by countless Hollywood movies and fortune cookies. At last, I would make the rules, I would rule
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3nly to impress some MOPs coming out of the parliament building, to find one soul he could pitch his favorite policy idea to, the one he had secretly nurtured since childhood: