Finished Folds (521—540)
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5turned around suddenly, indignantly, ears back & her tail was definitely not wagging.*Plebian!* she growled.Oh so her Royal Poodleness was too good for the likes of a mutt like me?
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3Benny & the Jets. So of course my story was about a girl with electric boobs and a mohawk too. You know I read it in a magazine....ohhhh-hoooo. Yes, Benny's boobs were electric &
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8Of courseit was all pulp fiction. Ms. Clemetine's juiciness was superficial at best. Inside she was rotten & seedy.It was a sublime deception! If you citrus self down & think about
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6twirled his sticky mustache, lost in thought. This simple petite fille, this Anna...she was a more formidable opponent than he'd anticipated. The Frenchman suddenly spotted her
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5"What?!" shouted Mr. Tomato over the din. "I thought I was a vegetable!" Pvt. Pineapple shoved him under the onion bin. "Shuddup & shoot!" "But...I'm a pacifist!" cried Mr. Tomato.
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2obscurely.Othello's opium obfuscated oblivion, needling Nancy needlessly. Many many monsters melted languoursly, like lollipops, kneading knowledge. Jesters jumped joyously into
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5just decided to relax & let the maggots crawl inside. After all, these were ancient maggots, the very same maggots who fed on the flesh on Egyptian kings! Jones thought he might
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6Lickety-split, Wally was sitting upright & back in his booth, a nice juicy burger & cheese fries freshly delivered with a large slice of coconut pie (on the house). Heart attacks
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5,determined to haunt shoppers who dared to leave their families behind on this beloved holiday to be the first to get to the mall before Black Friday. The Thanksgiving spirits
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4constipated, but I always thought it was well worth it.My double cheese fries arrived, hot-n-greasy, along with the rest of my order: a grilled gouda supreme quesadilla & a side of
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7: sleep. I dreamed I wasn't getting any sleep. Tossing & turning, this way & that. It's a nightmare not getting any sleep. In my dream, I tried counting sheep, but that didn't work
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6they got to the ER, the doc declared it was only a flesh wound. "Tis only a scratch," he declared. "A scratch? My arm's off!" I protested. "No it's not!" replied the doctor. "Go
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9He looked over her creamy white shoulder. Hot damn! She'd just deposited 50 million euros into a Swiss bank account with a few quick keystrokes. A soft click behind his left temple
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7whistled over my head as a final rejoinder. Such carnage deserved quiet respect.Mmmphh! We struggled to hold back but in the end, our laughter echoed past the bodies & into heaven.
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9,The Bible [Jesus saves, but you have to die first],The Catcher in the Rye [Growing up is highly overrated], The Scarlet Letter [Adultery used to be frowned upon].More cliff notes:
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6Our magic worked. A fat guy sitting at the counter stood up. "To eat or not to eat? That is the question." He paused dramatically. "'Tis these waffles that doth maketh me jolly!"
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4ducked right before the pie could hit her in the face. Na-na-na-na-NANA! She turned around & saw the psychedelic clown standing behind her. He handed her a rose & said "Sorry."
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7,lumbered back to the forest to find the Big Bad Wolf. "Yeah, Pig is hiding in Giant's kitchen.Now is your chance to nab him!", Jack tattled. "Just climb up the beanstalk & you'll
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5humid compartments. When they train finally reached its destination, they were all jelly. My head jerked back into reality as the toast popped up. God! I need to get more sleep.
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6"I want you to want me. I need you to need me. I'd love you to love me. I'm beggin' you to beg me." It was a cheap trick, but it worked. Queen Felinia bent over & bestowed Ratgod