Finished Folds (561—580)
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3, who do you think he is? Officer Plod lay a finger aside his nose & snorted. This is what he'd always do when he didn't know what to do. The suspect sat there waiting, grinning.
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6these visits with Mrs. Miller but I had to be nice to her because she had something I wanted: money. She came back into the room with the dog treats. "I was wondering, Mrs, Miller,
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5find something else to snack on. Jim looked out the window and, spying his neighbors delicious-looking puppy, he snuck over the fence & stuffed little Spotty in his backpack. Yum!
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8its stayed in the tanks where they belonged, everything would be fine. But of course this is not what happened. At the stroke of midnight, I felt her detached hand touch my face. I
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4normal they seemed.Outside of their putrid grey flesh & rotting stench,the zombies were like everyone else.I sat at the lunchcounter watching them & eating pie when 1 approached me
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5just one big pile of sh... Oh, hi Mom. No, I was just telling Jimmy here how much I love doing chores around the house here. Yes, I know I'm a good boy. I love you too, Mom. Yeah.
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8And I am gonna kill you softly with my song. I'm gonna strum your pain with my fingers, sing your life with my words. Why? Because you give me too much flack. So put the stick down
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5The attendant leaned insolently against one of the padded walls watching him, a wise-ass smile on his face. "I'm not Tom Arnold?" I asked in disbelief. "Of course not! You're Joan
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6I'll turn all the fat-bottomed girls into little skinny-assed stringy-haired groupies!" We certainly couldn't have that, so I gave Freddie mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, bringing
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9"Wha-at?" I whispered in my dying grandfather's ear."I didn't hear..." But he was gone.I missed his last instructions to me: Listen. Feet. Sleep. Dave. And then 1 other word. Pete?
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2the pocket of her frilly white apron."Whatcha got there, BFF?" mango asked. "Wha--" She stabbed him, stuffed him in the blender with some frozen yogurt & drank him with a straw.
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33once de Leon Blvd., Miami, FL. [Sharp intake of breath] "That's my old address! What a coincidence, Mr., uh, Bates, is it? [Silence] "Mr. Bates? Was it a showerknife you needed?"
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5BOINNNGED, BOINNNGED, BO-INNGGED into and across the hole & then off into the sunset, never to be seen again. And that is the legend of Jeffrey Fuzzbuster! Time for bed now...
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4But since she was obviously neither chaste nor patient, Stephen ignored her. "I told you so," whined her mother. "You should have listened to me & kept your damn legs crossed."
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3hams.That's why the cops never caught the undead. The tantalizing scent of coffee and ham lured the headless undead to Pappy's Restaurant, where unbeknownst to them, a
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3argued with each other, often coming to blows with one another. That's why I took my eyeballs out when I thought they were getting ready to fight. My right frontal lobe punched
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5I watched as he left me, sighing in relief when it was finally over. He was at peace now, while I remained here, left in the dark. I heard a soft click & whirr behind me & smiled.
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5"Stop it. Stop it right now!" shouted the Test Giver. "It's MY job to ask the questions, not yours!" The Test Giver leaned towards the Test Taker menacingly."Use a #2 pencil & fill
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10!Put some clothes on! I can't concentrate with you standing there like that." A red hot steel ball imbedded right over my left eye. Blood was everywhere! Staggering, I folded anoth
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4into Hansel's scrotum before he could reveal the secret. No one must ever know that they, Hansel & Gretel, were not really siblings.The whole story, it was made up! Gretel stood up