Finished Folds (41—60)
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7donuts." Marty's eyes clouded over & he drooled at the thought. His psychiatrist decided to do a little experiment. He pulled out a box of Krispy Kremes & put it in front of Marty.
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2"Houston, I want a piece of the action," I whispered, but I knew they could hear me. "5,000 acres of prime lunar real estate, or I blow it all to smithereens!"
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8rstand." "You said that already. I understand that I'll never understand, OK? Are you satisfied?! You win. YOU WIN!" he slammed the drawer in frustration, along with his thumb.
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6broke the camel's back, which might have been the perfect ending to the story, except that the Save The Camels activists barged in and ruined it for everyone. Tittering ensued.
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5I took a giant step backwards, then turned and ran for the hills. Glancing over my shoulder, I saw, sure enough, that Fagan was chasing me with murder in his eyes. But I got away.
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4"Look! LOOK!" I cried to each person walking past. "A musical tree!" I pointed as the falling leaves began Beethoven's Fifth. People looked at me, the tree, and hurridly swept past
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3It was at that unfortunate moment that the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes people burst through the door with balloons, confetti, a check with my name on it & a camera.
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3, which he then donated to charity. In two shakes of a lamb's tail, we were back where we started, as if nothing at all had happened. It DID happen, didn't it?
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10I had a lot to think about. I shouldn't have left Cheyenne, I decided, pushing the shells around thoughtfully. I realized I had subconsciously spelled out a message in the sand:
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4Her smile quickly vanished. Her eyes narrowed, her nostrils flared. She turned away quickly, hoping I wouldn't recognize her...but I had. "Jolene..." I whispered, stopping her.
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5As the movie credits began rolling, my girlfriend grasped my hand and whispered, "This movie sucked. My place next?" I couldn't think of anything better.
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3. And meatballs. It was the apocalypse. The End of Time. The storm only lasted about five minutes, but by then it was the end of the world as we knew it. A bright light shone from
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4mockingbird many years ago when I was but a wee lad, so I knew what was happening to me now was karma. That was the only explanation. He was surrounded by gorgeous women while I
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6DON'T get distracted by your own creativity and neglect to finish your FoldingStory properly. If you follow all of the above rules, you will live happily ever after.
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8would be just F.I.N.E. fine. "Here's your pills," she said, handing them to me. I took them. "You know I'm your Number One fan, don't you?" she added. Suddenly, I was in misery.
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4It was the greatest error of his life, although he never knew it. The poor schmuck ended up like all the rest of us...working too hard for a living & never understanding why.
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4"There is so much more you do not underssstand," he hissed again & slithered around my ankle. "You think you know me, but I'm your worrssst nightmare." I laughed uneasily.
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7brought in reinforcements by sundown. Bigfoot, Sasquatch, and the Yeti brigade met at the old swamp to strategize. The Boy Scouts were about to learn a lesson they'd never forget.
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4"Oh fiddle-dee-dee!" Scarlett stamped her pretty little foot. "I couldn't care less about a floating chicken nugget! Unless..." "Unless what?" asked Rutt Bettler. "That chicken
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0a hundred times while the audience laughed at him. Looking back, he realized this was when he stopped believing in God and began believing in waffles. Waffles made him truly happy.