Finished Folds (61—80)
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4and sneaking peeks at his Dad's Playboy magazines. Little Helmut didn't like his dad much. Dad made him play soccer, when all he wanted to do was draw cartoons. Little Helmut was a
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5attorney. Now he had to pay the price. That's what happens when you're forced to use your stupid brother-in-law as your lawyer.
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5is indicative of a condition commonly known as 'blue balls'. Of course, as you can see, they are neither balls, nor are they blue." "What is this tube-like organ?" my son asked.
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4iggly, chowing down on pork rinds with Benjamin Netanyahu. Hell was indeed frozen over, but maybe all this was a good thing. Apparently God loosened the rules somewhat so that
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3attractive to the cute color-blind girl who came in every Friday night to flirt with me. She didn't even seem to mind my 3rd eye. I didn't understand until it was too late that
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10("Damn! That's some good writing there!" I said to myself.) The cries of the lost children blended with the wind, lost on the ears of the swamp-forest hunters, who searched in vain
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4gely puckered. My nostrils were shrinking & I could barely breathe. Escaping into a dark alley, I glanced down at the stolen medicine. "Preparation-H" it said. Oh shit. No wonder
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3"ORDER! ORDER in the court!" The crowd hushed immediately. "In light of this new information, I hereby DISMISS this case. You are free to go." A week later, it all happened again.
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4her, I'd be richer than the Wolf on Wall Street and since the love of money is the root of all evil, I guess you could say that in some sick, weird, twisted way, she is my savior.
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3Well, that didn't work either. We watched the Lazy-Boy bounce off the awning of O'Leary's grocery store below & crash to the sidewalk. Then we shoved our Commando 8 out the window
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12be safe. It's always best to be safe than sorry. Peter snatched the juicyfruit-flavored condoms from my hand & stormed off. Ungrateful bastard. I don't know why I even try. Next,
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7vee care? Hoo-hoo! Effluwee-a! I tink about something my Dadi told me looong ago-o. Do not sveat the leetle stuff. Here, YoYo. Put dat down & dreenk dees Kingfeesher vid me."
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7lifted her skirt to show me she was not wearing any panties. In a flash, her skirt was back down & lowering her eyes demurely, she turned away. Tokamack saw the whole thing. "DAMN
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3Men in tights jumping and twirling around stage with sugar plum fairies. It's Nutcracker season again. Every year I suffer through it. The only good part of the whole damn show is
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11Men in tights jumping and twirling around stage with sugar plum fairies. It's Nutcracker season again. Every year I suffer through it. The only good part of the whole damn show is
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3to the scene of the accident. That's it folks. You can all go home. There's nothing here to see. Stop your rubbernecking. Move along now, move along. DON'T TOUCH THAT! Boom.
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2they shunned The Shambly Man. "GET OUT!" they said to him. "You do not belong here at Starbase 12." The Shambly Man hung his head, then raised it again, laser red beams demolishing
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6Sure. I've heard that line before. But I had nothing better to do, so fool that I was, I followed the scary leperchaunish midget over the hill towards the end of the rainbow. I was
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5...well, you know. My A-S-S." Gwendolyn spelled it out because she could not say "ass." Dr. Peabody tried hard not to laugh, but seeing the candy cane sticking out of her ass was
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4appeared on either side of her, stroking her arms gently. "Do not open thine eyes, Mary Martha Shenanigans," a whispery male voice spoke. "Behold, we have a message for thou: