Finished Folds (2941—2960)
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10llowed the cyanide capsule I'd left out for it together with a glass of Armagnac and a loaded revolver."I'll never swim in the ocean blue again," it's little fishy voice burbled
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5one time on a doormat sliding down the helter shelter. Fred disappeared. 19 year old Pat, the fruit of their union, carried on the tradition by conceiving, with father unknown, on
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7feet into oblivion. An eagle caught 3 year old Meg in its talons and flew to its twiggy nest on a crag. Meg competed with the other chicks for scraps of meat with stuff attached an
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4. So I slapped his hat on and raced my uncle to the nearest Dimentia Dr."Is he whacko or not?" I asked the doctor sensitively. He stuck uncle into a subatomic particle accelerator
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3just happened to look out of the window. "Aauurgh" Spock gasped, clutching both hands to his 2 racing hearts. The desiccated corpses were still attached to the starship, covered
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9As a realtor, Muske Jr knew that the sweetest revenge he could wreak on Elon was to sell his house without Elon's knowledge. The day a family of 4 arrived at his house with
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3's here and not here at the same time. Why don't you get off my land before I makes you." Wilbur poked his head out of the box at the time as he didn't and miaowed. He crept
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4the company wouldn't miss the odd server and fax machine that she pawned every Friday night to spend on booze, cigarettes and young men with muscles in improbable places. Karla
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4branch out and advertise other dysfunctions?"McGuffey stiffened imperceptibly. What dysfunctions could he do? The only one he cared about was erectile. Foghorn Leghorn gently
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6Pac Man burped. The mortal remains of Inkin and Blinkin did not agree with his digestion. He ate another power pellet and trundled along the well worn channels of his video world.
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4I stuffed my bullwhip into the waistband of my jeans and rode my Harley hard to meet my wife. She was unconscious. I slung her over my shoulder and roped her to the back of my bike
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4"I won't be friends," Fred said. "I will deal with your psycho Burmese stalker, but on the condition that you agree to be my girlfriend." Clare looked at him and
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4"I won't be friends," Fred said. "I will deal with your psycho Burmese stalker, but on the condition that you agree to be my girlfriend." Clare looked at him and
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4"I won't be friends," Fred said. "I will deal with your psycho Burmese stalker, but on the condition that you agree to be my girlfriend." Clare looked at him and
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4It was when Amy was in so much pain that she lost the ability to speak that she regretted ticking the 'no drugs please' box on her Birth Plan. The midwife told her that
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4Just as Alexander the Macedone wept salt tears when he had no more worlds to conquer, so Lex McBride lifted his bloodied face to the Vegas crowd and swore to quit boxing forever.
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5donkey, lit the fuse and stood back. With a massive bang and a small eeyore, the explosion lit up the skyline. Ed wept bitter tears for his donkey, he swore vengeance on the perps
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4because my lesbian lover wouldn't let me out the house and I had the time on my hands to bid for high explosives on ebay. God I loved her but she treated me bad.
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3to understand anything as they recruited from a small village in the Urals. The workforce of Pushit Advertising spoke in dialect and the word 'fruitarian' or 'Muslim' didn't exist.
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2kept going "Aaaaaaargh, aaaaaargh, aaaaaaargh," every time I winked at him. Robert Pattinson obviously had issues that only I was equipped to deal with. I stroked his