Finished Folds (2961—2980)
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3"My name's Mike Tyson, but that doesn't mean I don't cry until snot comes out at The Lion King." Suzie put her teeth in, sobbed and enfolded Mike into her burly arms. Mike melted
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5turning dodgy celebrities into meat not fit for human consumption proved to be quite a money spinner. He bought a diamond ring as dazzling as the interior of the sun and some
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6room and approaching me with a wolffish grin."Excuse me please," I said in a strained voice,"could I elope with you or at least borrow a fiver for a taxi? The grin got wider and
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1had taken a vow of silence when she entered the nunnery. Now known as Sister Smurfette, she was sent to Africa to hassle Africans into stop being so annoyingly poor.
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5nutrients from the thoughts of small minded people? I loved my new life as a symbiote. Angry thoughts are chewy, annoyance is crunchy but my favourite - boredom- is buttery and
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5the usual shenanigans. The Janitor Impersonators shook their mops at the encroaching Chinese junks and held their red buckets to shield themselves from the flaming arrows raining
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5The disembodied voice said " Shoes are currently unavailable for small dog feet. Press 2 for donkeys.Press 3 for..." I bellowed at the world and threw the telephone into the porrid
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9Lucifer, spotting an opportunity, refurbished Hell in neutral colours with matching throws and brushed steel fittings. The snit-throwers loved it and lived happily ever after.
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6I got out of the bathroom and away from the mirror with its never ending questions I do no know. But now I was confused and late for the train to Liverpool Street station to meet
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5Ice Beast, although a raging maniac in freezing temperatures, suffered low self esteem in temperate climates. The editor at the Times slammed the copy on the desk and snarled in
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6my chamber by coming to bed in THOSE socks?" Dulcinea climbed out of bed hissing that of all the men in Manchuria, she had to end up with me. I felt aggrieved and a little bit
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6Being colour blind, I couldn't tell the difference so climbed up the ladder out of the blue hall and straight into a madium sized mall. Good job too as me slacks were tight due to
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7"Cher," I ground out through gritted teeth, "I'd love to talk weaves and hair extensions, but I've got a plate of coq au vin with my number on it. Hasta la vista!" I cracked the
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2Dolphins can get eczema if they worry overly about pretty much anything. " Eeeeeeeeee'" squeaked the dolphin as many hands caressed its itchy body with paraffin. 'Thank God for
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4picked a peck of pickled pepper and fingered his garrotte and flick knife. Peter Piper pulled on his balaclava and absailed off the top of the building to smash through the window
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1Stealing over him as the Dorkus Limpet wobbled and tumbled from its plinth, crashing into his leg causing compound fractures. Would he ever carve a Dorkus Limpet again without usin
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2he couldn't shake off his love of clams, no matter how hard he tried. Father Walrus picked up the tiny clam, kissed it tenderly and dashed a tear from his eye. His voice cracked as
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7and I had an overwhelming urge to kiss her neck mouth, her nose eyes... The Interplanetary Waiter interrupted with 2 dishes of green belch fluid. She lifted the spoon to her neck
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6He was a Greek waiter, she was an English tourist on the mythical isle of Lesbos. They communicated in broken German and the International Language of Love. Georgios pulled his
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0the Ex-lax guy backed a truck of pig slurry into the living room. Two foot tide mark of scum on the wall - we might have to redecorate. Charlie an me crept out of