Finished Folds (81—100)
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6"All the great kings of the past look down on us from those stars... and so does she," I said. "Like a Guardian Angel." Wolfgirl howled again, sounding less lonely this time but
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1three French kisses, two Ninja Turtle Dove candy bars and a Partridge Family Christmas Album. On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me
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6So he, Geoff, Ben, and Dan got together in late February, 2010 and bought the domain name FoldingStory.com. It was released to the public that October and I joined the next month.
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6"Ah ha ha! Hah hah!" He laughed evilly as he waddled toward me with a bloody machete. "Tickle-Me-Elmo is going to KILL YOU!" He giggled manically. As he stepped over Barbie dolls
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5attempted to transmit a distress call using electromagnetic signals she created from the hippo's bladder and large intestine. The hippo's mate found Madam Wong and her crew and was
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5wind blew through the cave opening as the crisp scent of falling leaves entered the Dragon's nostrils. His pensive thoughts grew more melancholy as he grieved Merlin's loss. Edgar
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6My super-duper-extra-strength Zit Zapper with an illegal dose of benzoyl peroxide just arrived in the mail. I tore open the package and lathered it on like soap. These pimples were
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10him and make him regret the day he ever climbed into bed with that skanky @$$ ho. My family warned me not to marry him but did I listen? Nooo.... I was disillusioned by his
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4playing cards, old books, and tea pots. Down, down, down the rabbit hole I went. The evil mirror crashed down the hole after me, pieces falling into my eyes and distorting my
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7"Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?" I asked myself. I could think of no better explanation than "to get to the other side" but I kept thinking of something more clever...
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6The Caring Meter in Care-a-Lot was drooping down toward the raincloud side as the rainbow crumbled and the bright, cheery colors of the Care Bears faded to a dull gray. Dark Heart
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5his architectural designing skills. He would prove, once and for all, that he was the greatest architect who ever lived with his plans to build the world's most magnificent
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4"aaand CUT!" The director snorted. "Baby, you gotta look sexy. You're getting paid to shoot this film, not just lie there." "But I need to be milked!" Buttercup cried. "I'm in pain
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5that bee!!!" She demanded. The worker bees grabbed my antennae and yanked me to her. "Your Royal Highness?" I bowed. "Give me children!" She ordered. I tried to fly away but
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4Saturday mornings. Instead, limit yourself to one or two drinks Friday night and skip getting high on shoe polish altogether. Remember, life is what you make it. Your attitude
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6fruit punch. The licorice bridge over the chocolate ice cream river carried the Air Head taxi cabs and police cars that tasted like watermelon and sour apple. If I wanted an A+ on
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1and walked over to the bargain shelf where the Nutcracker Prince sat waiting to be sold. Quick as a flash, the RatKing snatched the magical golden staff from the Nutcracker's grasp
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9they are being tortured by their ex-lovers who are posting crap about them which is probably 75% true and they don't want to be reminded that they suck at life. So, you gunna sign
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6"Yeah," said Bertha. "I don't get paid enough for this." Just then, a slimy, purple tentacle wrapped around Bertha, lifting her up into the air. I grabbed the corner of her dress
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4and generosity. Agatha was a nun who radiated kindness, even to these demons, poor creatures, who were bound for hell. She couldn't help feeling sorry for their fate in defiance of