Finished Folds (41—60)
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4Burglar is a good name for you. But your mom was high on cat nip when she gave birth so I guess you can blame her for all the teasing you got on the playground growing up. My name
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4Ever since he got his peripheral vision fixed he felt like Aladdin riding the magic carpet in a whole new world. It was a dazzling place he never knew! He could see people creep up
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3All the nasty details that went on above the saloon with John and that wench Wanda. Oh, how Lana wanted to take her six shooter and blast her sky high. She used her mind-reading to
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2She did her best to stiffle her giggles but it took so much concentration that she forgot her line. Erasmos prompted her but she could not remember it. The line was supposed to be
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4"Green sidewalk hedges - Sprayed with lines of red berries - Nature's graffiti." He titled his haiku "Spray Paint" and entered it into the school magazine's poetry contest.
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3They fathered several litters of puppies but denied being the father. They got into fights in back alleys over trivial things like milkbones. Trixie knew these St. Bernards were
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7they were not very adept. So Bitsy decided to enroll herself in a potty training class so that she could avoid the whole smelly, messy ordeal altogether. Her tail wagged as the
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2and the old priest scratched his Movember 'stache as he uttered wise words of advice: "The Lord shall repay, vengence is His, thus sayeth..." Aunty Agony did not like his reply and
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5that once fell from a chocolate chip cookie eaten by none other than Marie Antoinette and had somewhat fossilized over time and been bejewled by Tiffany's. I longingly gazed at it
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6regular oils. They are magical essential oils with the power to move mountains. When my grandson mixed a cinnamon and lavender smelling concoction, it was so powerful it
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5unfortunately, she turned back into a hot sexy grain of rice shortly after the honeymoon.
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3But the dent in Mr. Giant was hardly noticable. I mean, only if you were carefully inspecting in a certain, ahem, place- which you wouldn't be would you? Why would you look THERE!?
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5spine-tingling, hauntingly melancholy wail of a loon calling to its mate. It echoed across the pond as I wiped myself and exited the outhouse. I followed the messy slime trail to
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2dark, dark oblivion. The strange galactic documentary garnered several awards at the Sundance Film Festival. The Martian spiders didn't care- they only wanted Queen Ursula's jewels
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4Satan's culinary genius but I knew he must have had a lot of practice down there in you-know-where cookin' up a storm on the hottest BBQ grill the universe has ever known. I always
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4"La cucaracha, la cucaracha, ya no puede caminar porque no tiene, porque le falta marihuana que fumar!!!" I sing. Now here you come, the fourth folder, to help translate the song.
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8He ate it all up of course (guys dig that volunteer stuff.) He proposed with a 24-karat gold amber ear wax stone, a testament to their love with a nod to her earlier ear mite days.
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5back, "Like, are we even friends anymore? :( " Finally, she replied after 55 long hours of waiting, "I'm sorry that you're so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I'm popular."
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5"Arooga Arooga!" It was the best Halloween Costume Contest they'd ever been to. Flat Stanley was dressed as Detective Jason Manatee and even Madame Wong was there dressed as
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4reached out behind Jesus and touched the fringe of His garment. Instantly Mrs. Feldman was healed. Sven could not believe this miracle he had just witnessed with his own eyes. He