Finished Folds (61—80)
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6was aimed at the stars, waiting to catch Superman in the crosshairs. The destruction of his arch nemesis would just have to wait because Halley's Comet was passing by.
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5"I'll never let go, Jack! I REFUSE to let go!" she purred. Jack dangled some cat nip in front of her nose and that was all it took. She could not resist the temptation and
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3fell flat on her face. The princess broke her royal nose and blood gushed out of it. The prince rushed her from the ice skating rink to the hopsital on his noble white stallion and
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4I tried shutting my bloodshot eyes. Counting sheep. Praying. I pulled the covers up over my head. When I peaked out, she was still hovering above me, smiling. "My Love," she
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3but he was sure he would run into one sooner or later, by Halloween at least. Elijah's snakeskin boots sank into the high plains of Wyoming as he daydreamed of the American woman
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3had been warned about as a young squirt... when the palm is facing down to show dominance and control. Orange flipped Julius' hand so that they were equal when a pretty stewardess
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4they got to the end of scavenger hunt and dug up the graves, sometimes they found fun little prizes in the caskets like candy and
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5Maybe I should be worried that the chocolate factory hired entomologists? I sneaked into the factory and spied. Sick! They were putting bugs into more recipes than just the chocola
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3to disguise myself and said in my best geeky nasal voice, "Do you mind if I take a peek in the microscope?" While he was being distracted, I swiped the secret zit cream formula.
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7it was: the cake of all mouth-watering cakes, unveiled for public eye to ogle at. "Cake Boss," the reporters peppered, "how DID you do it?" "Ah," Cake Boss smiled. "Piece of cake."
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1If he doesn't learn to swim, he'll never be a proper tortoise," said Mama Tortoise to Daddy Tortoise one day when Wrinkle was away at school. "It concerns me that he can't even
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5" replied the beard stylist glaring at the hair between my legs. I pulled up my pants uneasily. "Well, er, don't you groom hair?" I implored. "I really need this taken care of,"
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3they came in hoards to abduct the people with poor taste who shopped there and perform experiments on their minds. Within hours, the little aliens made it onto peopleofwalmart.com
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2her alien heart. I was madly, hopelessly, irrevocably, unconditionally, head-over-heels in love with this creature and I simply had to win her affection in return but first I had
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3get out somehow! 4. Wake up. 5 Wake up. 6. Wake...She slammed the alarm clock off and got out of bed. The New Year's Resolution List was now telling her to make a healthy breakfast
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2Buster was happy and when Buster was happy, everyone was happy. It was pretty hard not to be happy when Buster was being an attention whore. Everyone loved Buster because
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5and intervened. "No, I will not let Tom hurt you, Roseanne," Larry protected her. Tom's fists began flying in the air. "She's mine, and I will have her!" He declared but Larry
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2She couldn't sneak out her second-story window and down the tree to visit her boyfriend at night because somehow, her mother would be right there in the tree with her arms folded.
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5too much. Gwendolyn ran from the classroom without Dr. Peabody's permission and straight into the women's restroom to get the candy cane out of her A-S-S. In the mirror she saw
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5Beer me up, Scotty! Drink a 12 pack at the love shack then hit the sack cuz I can't drive back when I'm blowing chunks cuz I'm drunk as a skunk. C'mon fat man, beer me!