Finished Folds (21—40)
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4I raged as hard as I could, figuring my only prayer of escape was to become a Super Saiyan. However, I only raged hard enough to become the Hulk. Hoping that was enough, I
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2was the semi-appropriately-titled song played at their wedding ceremony, which consisted almost entirely of cornholing. The honeymoon consisted almost entirely of
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8"Calm yeselves down, mateys. I understand that ye don't like t' cap'n's manner o' speech, but it's not worth mutiny! It's not worth ye life!" said Cap'n John's cutlass.
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4the official law-cleaning sponge to Twigg Sponge Company sponges, which he owned. He spent more and more taxpayer money on his own sponges until the government had too many sponges
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3to mean that she was bored and wanted him to do something in bed. He politely refused. "You really are a "Fruity" disciple, aren't you?" she
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4get successful campaigns to vote for everyone else out there, and sure enough, the Shadow was kicked off Dancing with the Stars the very next week. The Grim Reaper was upset
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6not did like a bomb? Oh my god - I forgot the word for what bombs do! Soon my head thing is going to forget all lettery things and OH GOD IT'S HAPPENING! I feel unthinky now.
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4The pitch came, and the phantasmal Babe took a giant swing, but his bat just went right through the ball. Despite this, he and Lou refused to believe that ghost baseball was
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5then my anti-gravity pogo stick broke down and now I can't do it anymore." I felt guilty. It was me that broke Slim's pogo stick, and now he's giving up. I had to come
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22:30 doctor's appointment that absolutely cannot be rescheduled, and had to leave. All alone, the unmuppets surrounded me and drew guns. "Any last words, asshole?" asked Unkermit.
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5to a far less dangerous heist at the Super Soaker factory. "Don't be a hero!" I shouted as I burst in. One woman ignored my advice, shooting me with water. I shot her with bullets.
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4gigantic hulking newspaper, enraged by my years of abusing its smaller kin by throwing them onto peoples' lawns for money. When it finally caught up with me, it exacted revenge by
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9his personality into a chatbot program, so I could feel like he was still alive today. It really made me feel better. I called the bot triple chump, chumpstain, and chump
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5If I were a candy cane, I would go into people and bring them the most intense pleasure they would ever experience! I'm a prostitute though, which is almost the same thing.
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2of "guilty" are being found against our relationship. And by "magic time", I mean I handsomely bribed every justice within five hundred miles. Then, sweetie, allow me to touch your
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5hitting the police's mental acuity hard. "That's not illegal lettuce you've got there, is it?" asked one officer. "No, it's pot." he replied. "Oh, okay." Later the officer realized
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0into an orgy, figuring that it would find love there. But it just made the situation sticky, which angered 93% of the participants. The gum experienced its first emotion: guilt.
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5pants and sang "U Can't Touch This" to really rub Hawking's crippling disability in his face. He wanted to cry, but his robotic voice didn't have the ability to. I totally won
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5pretend to be disco studs, and that would ruin our reputation as cocaine-fueled serial killers. We worked hard for that reputation! But what choice did we have? We donned jumpsuits
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0"Good," he thought, "that would have been a bitch to clean up." The dog let out one last howl as it died of poisoning. "Now THIS is easy to clean up!"