Finished Folds (21—40)
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5a lean, green, grass-hoping mob machine. The Frightful Limper had made it to the top. There was only one thing left to do: take his revenge on Lady Bug, the aristocratic charmer
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5really turned us off. We tried Antarctica, as far from Trump as we could get, but the constant darkness made Jimmy more suicidal than the Trump regime had. Where to next? Maybe
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5had secretly planned to kick Dr. Hopscotch out of the League of Secret Gentlemen, and secretly, I'd been glad. Now I needed to know-- what was the object he'd secretively
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6running in salty rivers down my cheeks, and my lacy bloomers flapping in the wind. "The Panty Kid", they called me. I rode through the desert on my faithful steed and shot holes in
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4Damian surveyed his hand. Every night, Barney challenged him to a game of strip poker. Every night, he would taste victory- only to lose at the last moment. Not that he minded that
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1If I survived, there was a chance Montoya might make me the next Dread Pirate Roberts! As my father's holocaust cloak burst into flames, I realized just how big an 'if' that was,
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3to settle for Dion and the Belmonts to aid you in yer honorable quest." I squinted. "Like, Runaround Sue Dion?" "Look, bucko," he snarled, "I told ya, Sha Na Na ain't available."
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5"I am free of all prejudice," he slurred in the general direction of the bartender, "I hate everyone equally." W.C. Fields downed another shot, unaware of the stranger approaching
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2The intergalactic police weren't surprised- great Jedi had a nasty tendency to drop dead when they were needed. All the same, that 'Luke Skywalker' seemed pretty suspicious. Why
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3turning on the lights. Really, it was a bit underwhelming. The power to read minds, and all it could be used for was illumination? The lights were ecstatic. Finally, they could
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3The cocoa was delicious- smooth, with a nutty undertone- she glanced back at the ingredients list as Gibber's voicemail message began. Nuts? She was allergic to hazelnuts! It was
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4The King glared at his daughter. "We had an agreement. I'm sending you right back to those god-forsaken witches until you learn to cast a decent hex!" Simona groaned. "But dad, I
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3"Ziggy Stardust!" I cried, watching David Bowie hurtle towards the earth, taking my spedometer with him. "There's a starman waiting in the sky!" he advised, and sure enough,
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0"Let us open it," said Zhivago in a thick Russian accent, "and see where life takes us." Fyssovich scoffed. Tired of their bickering, I twisted the lid, and immediately dropped it
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2There was potential for a great business idea. After all, his face was his own. He began a whole store selling various accessories with his face, name, and S.O.B. plastered right
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4to get a foot in the door. Literally a foot. "Here, Cliff," I told the movie's lead, "I'll give you my leg. But you owe me for this." A chainsaw revved, and we heard more screams
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1mall a few years ago. In fact, the Gecko dreamed of becoming a flying mannequin. It stayed up into the early morning hours sewing tiny outfits for itself: miniature suits, tiny
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1Sadly, he disappeared himself a little to well, and V the Magician hadn't been seen for five years. The Millennial women were looking for a very special magic trick: one that could
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4The Chinese man pulled out a book of cocktails and flipped through it as the man in grey and black watched. Meanie Martini: Gin, vermouth, olive, onion, cherry, absinthe, tar,
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5The chair that took his weight was crying out in pain, and the clock on the mantelpiece was glaring at him. The radio continued to belt out "Monstrosityas" as its gears burned out.