Finished Folds (41—60)
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3is just the same as white light, and I'm Elaine no matter how you look at me!" I shook my head. "No, you're not. Not anymore. Something's wrong, ever since we visited those caves
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5chosen something a bit less...old-fashioned? But candlestick blunt trauma is classic for a reason, and the ensuing flames would destroy the body, as long as I didn't try anything
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2Ah, right. I was the member of the Oxford Dictionary committee who had put "nbksygtduxxji" on the list of words to be added to the issue. And I still couldn't define it! Maybe:
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3I repeated the stunt in a Trader Joe's, a Walmart, a Target, and a second Whole Foods. I was banned only from the Walmart! Two states have warrants out for my arrest, though,
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4I had always pictured the modern last supper as being a little more...composed? Well, the irradiated fish aren't half bad. I happen to prefer mutated Brussels sprouts too. Overall,
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8Aunt Valleta's brownies (without catnip) are great for parties! She whipped up a batch of cupcakes last week- I tried one and felt funny (it's okay, she says there's no catnip). We
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2Dr. Wolf assured me that he knew quite a bit about teeth. I trust him, but there are scraps of something red between his fangs- has he been flossing? My braces are fine, but
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5Is this the way nightmares make you feel? Should vampire bats wear black top hats, and smile as they dance around like that? It's true! I just don't know what to do! My worst fear
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3We were questioning the question. What did it have to do with the reversal of earth's gravity? As far as I could see, nothing! Unless the answer was more important, in which case
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2hangs on a wall and whistles?" After a while, they weren't cute, but maddening. They wouldn't stop! I fled to Belarus, but here I am- with a blank envelope on the porch. No escape.
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2their way of life. If they became dependent on technology, what would they do when electricity was gone? When no more crops would grow? Yes, they were doomsday preppers.
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2It paid next to nothing, and the work was as boring as it got. He frowned at the 2,356,128 story bits gathered in a pile. There had to be a way to crowdsource this... a website?
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3cried tears of joy! "And one day," Ah-Ah-Eee continued, "the earth will be destroyed, and your atoms (which were created in the center of stars) will tumble back out into space."
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4spandex, and the mixed drinks could really mess you up. Jeffrey always picks the best new bars, so I went along with it. Now we're married, I've got a headache that won't fade, and
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3Nobody has tellies anymore, and Des O'Connor's jokes have faded from my mind. They broadcasted the news of their arrival through the tellies. They'd been watching us. I think they
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7Benedict Cumberbatch, tending to his bees, discovered the folding story the next morning. He dashed off the next line with characteristic finesse and left it hanging from a tree.
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5Well, John Cleese was just about the lyin'est, cheatin'est scoundrel there ever was. John's affair with Wanda carried on, and with her mind-reading, Lana learned every detail.
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4balls now?" Still, he was beginning to wonder whether he was really suited to being an undertaker. Maybe he should open a flower shop. Maybe then the bodies wouldn't move around
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4I logged into FoldingStory and was met with a slew of notifications. She had folded every single story I'd worked on in the past few hours. What was with her? Was she following me?
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2But what could I do? Stockholm Syndrome or not, he was the cutest kidnapper I'd ever met. He was the Beauty to my Beast. That was why he locked me up and wouldn't let me go.