still to this day in the hands of your youth: grape stained tiny sausage toes. The truth, however, was fermented in mahogany barrels and put away for decades in the dark. The first

I was tempted by a covert mission in Los Angeles, real private eye stuff, looking for the daughter of a Hollywood producer. It seems she just vanished into thin air a month ago.

After a change of fluids and a few moments of equilibration on his cushion, John subsided into an overmind conference with his goose Ramses and Bufflehead Pat. But the topic wasn't

Willie Tillis, and his conjoined half-brother Tobie Wyler, loved women; Tobie was gay. The brothers shared the same morning wood; conjoined twin separation was out of the question.

From 10 AM to midnight, 365 days a year, Elwood Wickersham operated the bar down on Chelsea Road. One slow Wednesday afternoon, a Sunni Muslim entered the bar, lifted his hijab,

Hobby, juggling thin men until they fetch her cake. You'd think having a wrestler mummy would be awesome, but as she's overweight children just bully us and run away.

expecting her to heed my warning…but it was too late; Jill’s lead foot had activated the MG’s built-in time traveling app (a standard feature on the ’68 model). Jill was gone, yet

sex fantasy died that day. Twins were not as much fun as I had hoped. This might require repeated study. I would have to broaden my data spectrum. Maybe I had been the problem. My

furry anime anagrams full of goretex fabric samples. I can't think of anything else. Everything I experience goes towards getting my fix of swatches. The sex I fall into is only to

nonplussed by question of her biological connection to the dead man's fly fishing equipment. Who else was involved in this tryst? What this all, in fact, an accident. Was it a plot

and merry money made Momma moon over her favorite, m. The WXYZ's weren't about to let the happen too much longer. M was getting too big for his britches. They knew a mohel to take

Mr. Hurricane called his buddies, Typhoon & Cyclone. Mrs. Hurricane, nee Summer Breeze, had caught a jetstream to southern climes. She had taken all of the wind out of his sails.

de Vaca Naca dispatched nuclear hurricane suppression devices. The government was left with the bill. Generations would be paying for it. The hurricane saw it as a personal attack.

to drag on a giant's finger. The finger was connected to a giant's hand. The hand was connected to a giant's arm. Ultimately, everything was connected to a giant's giant. The giant

Having just proven that existence before essence is the norm, I decided to take the family to a 3rd world civil war. The facts on the ground argued that my proof had been weakened.

the next brah that liked big tits, tiny bikinis, and popsicles. Watching her dupe another guy was worse than the shark bite through my heart. Then the next brah was the fresh blood

Why are we going through this hell just to get to the next hell? Couldn't we have gone around or over this? What is so special about heaven anyway. Their smug faces are a hell on

My friend Anthony's mother and sisters claimed that I turned Theo, the youngest brother, into a lava lamp. Theo looked fly as a lava lamp but it wasn't me who did it. Anthony sided

Without his Saturday night with the boys, Tio Pepo was dying. His medications didn't allow for drinking. When drunk he was a pleasure giver. Sober he was a SOB. Nobody could stand

For the most part, eating family is frowned upon. Moreso, even, than murdering family. Murdering family is understood. Tia Evita was skimming from Tio Pepo's social security check.