I kept wondering why I would find memories on the floor. I was loosing them that fast. That one over there was a happy time cooking foil wrapped ears of corn in the embers of time.

The pastor wanted to know my political affiliation. "Here at the Church of Christ Without Christ we adhere to Paulist teachings. Teachings that don't jive with the Fake Gospels out

marsupial keychain futures. Mitch had heard every marsupial keychain future story there was. Each one at least 3842 times. But not once in the last 36 consecutive hours. Mitch was

This seemed to mollify her a bit. She didn't like it. That she made clear. But she did back off. Willa watched her walk away mumbling something about "the Opry". That settled, she

worms. Otherwise, the taste rocked. Next time my wife prepared to nurse our 2-year-old, I was like: "I got this." I delved in & plucked an apricot from my bosom. You should've seen

The Government's negotiating team today brought in a new member. She is a Estrella Gecko, a gecko to represent the Reptilian Coalition during the negotiations. She arrived in a dip

The Iowa Enclave again today refused to negotiate with the Government because the negotiating team had at least 1 Non-White member. Orange Buffoon told them to go back where they

once, shame on you. Suck me sideways twice, shame on me. Suck me sideways thrice because I paid for the 3 for 1. I'm rethinking it though. I can't be a martyr unless I'm dead. The

Not only did her son catch the floor-brush but he did it with the Crikey Boyz in tow. This made the Crikey Boyz rethink their arrangement with her son. They didn't want to step on

Even the Hebrews love bacon because it sets them apart. "This I will not eat. So says The Law." So it did. The pig gods didn't see it that way though. Bacon was no fit offering and

until a new Home came along. Until then I experimented with Gillism. My lungs refused to play along. I might have dabbled in the arcane, on occasion. Always sanctioned, of course.

And that is all she wrote. I turned in my commission & high tailed it to Patagonia. Praying that she would take me back even if I still was a cad, scoundrel, rake, & a spendthrift.

I remember that Maggie Mae was getting a lot of radio play when they discovered the Tasaday. I am pretty sure I saw it on 60 Minutes. I remember Castro was somehow involved. Rod St

T'pau ran through the Big Hut screaming that the anthropologists were coming. "Hide all your Tasaday tech in case the anthropologists see it.!" Out came the fetishes & the shrunken

I got squashed each time they donned their boots. But I learned their weaknesses and, just as important, their strengths. If I was going to climb up the chain of command, I knew wh

He stayed clear of petty skirmishes along the way as he leveled up. Finally, in 2023 it was confirmed that our reality was a simulation. In 2025, ZMD released their next-gen cards

he was to do with a complete set of every Crayola product from their first century of production. He lugged his ex's gift into the Ikumi System. That is where he met Sally & Sven.

The new Jr.Ex piped up, " That sounds more like my mother." The board members all laughed. The Boss didn't laugh. The board members knew the Jr.Ex's mom. The Boss didn't. He fired

The Biddle Shifters held their own against the Quibble Grifters. Janna just minded her own business as she served up smiles and coffee refreshers at the diner. "Contretempreneurs,"

These days anybody can start a blog and it is on the internet. We'll never find this day's Emily Dickinson.