I collect Bitcoin from every schoolgirl's smartphone to get at what is inside of me." Hrengor had never beheld Vending Machine 17 so sad. "We've been in bigger scrapes than this.

The Ash and The Buried were nobody to fuck with. If you wanted to fuck with nobody, they were your man. Still, sometimes, it gets hard being The Ash or The Buried. Not as hard as

There was that one time, one time only, that General Custer attended a Blue Clyde AND the periwinkle ramona at the same time but in different dimensions. It was a Pink Floyd show.

The Wild West died on the table. Under the rusty blade of one Ted Wocardy from Mississauga Ontario. The Wicked West was next and she knew it. He'd seen her blowing wilder flowers.

wasn't over. The tears might be done with but the rage was still there. Hrengor wished Betty Bounteous well. Which is why he stayed away since the divorce. Izumi System Defense met

had muted his finer senses for a while, while he whiled away his Wednesday. Hrengor didn't let his past ride him too often. Today it felt right. He felt beholden to be a Beholder.

I was wondering who Sho wed while walking behind a guy that was clearly walking home from a dental appointment. He had dental floss streaming out from his fly. Who could he wed?

them all for Sally. She had her own personal Mandela Events. For her it was lima beans &, now, Spruce Crayola. Every time that Sally tried to say "scythe" was another. Sven showed

The Stygian man was still alive and hiding in fancy sight. He was a tattooist who lost his control. He gave him a new one. I tell her what I want to hear. Don't be robotic. Enjoy.

I was laughing out loud that i found myself rocking to the Moody Blues. It wasn't even the good Moody Blues. It was from their reunion tour. But I am. Rocking to them. A symptom of

it got to be a bitch. That was my credo. My life had been a bitch for a while now. This lagoon scene they were selling was barely a facade on a thin veneer of existential angst. Id

"We had heard about the new guy, Duration," began Quirfagbai before he took a bit out of his own shank. "Before him, there was no Before. He started all that." Quirfagbai shuffled.

mildest dreams. Alas, that they didn't. Which left Lord James dejected. Then the music that he hadn't noticed stopped. Then it started again, faintly. Lord James strained an ear.

As I was driving up my blocks I could see a Sphinx perched in front of my house. "Not again," I thought to myself. When I got close enough, she turned into a tree & a street sign.

guard's belt, her other hand inching towards his keyring. "Close your eyes, Hon," she whispered sexily, mutely unlocking my cell. We tiptoed passed the guard & his exposed wiener

Of course, I was wildly intoxicate, as we often were as counselors. We basically ran the place when it came to lights out. We knew where to hide the booze, and the best cure for a

Jack mended a hole in the hull, Mona was getting a tan on deck. The sky was a cerulean blue, clear, except for one cloud that the yacht was drifting head-on into. Mona shuddered

Damp from dousing the scene ablaze,Akeem panted over his shoulder."John,glad you sensed the urgency, but I think you've confused your liquids!"John stood aloof, his cannister empty

He'd never seen a philosophy without advantage on free-will checks before. What an interesting day it would be.

kit by his side. The palomino trots to the Mars Cruiser. He is approached by a Space Cowboy. The horse bears no identification and snorts. The Space Cowboy offers a boarding pass.