Putty like skin on the dark web. The thing about Putty Boys skin was it grew excessively and could be moulded into any living, breathing object you liked. Corrupt members of the

Mac had an anomaly of the back which meant he could make skin maggots raise out from behind him and literally wiggle his way out of any predicament. It'd grossed out the few women

But when I saw Alex prancing down Main Street with her (his?) pink pussy hat & big ol' peach-shaped sign with an "IM" & Trump's face, I turned left. Opposites attract, right?

I have the right to vote, and the right to bear arms to oblige my right to vote; since we’re talking about rights and arms, not lefts and legs, I offer applause for the privileged.

party ( which featured a large bowl of punch in which we bobbed for lollipops) to celebrate our engagement. But we never made it out to the party pavillion, as she again had me on

Yes, it’s true, I do tend to dilly-dally, but I categorically am not a lollygagger. Mary, on the other hand, seems to think they are the same; I disagree, and I set out to prove it

Everybody else also knew that I had remembered. I didn't know anymore what it was that I remembered but I was being celebrated everywhere for having remembered it. CCR was playing.

If you asked Pete Stilz to elaborate upon this fabulous make believe story, he would. He would tell you how as his being Gennadius Masseillensis, everybody from the emperor on down

Some argued that we had made that bed we now had to lie in. It wasn't covered in roses like our ambitions had promised. It did look durable though. There was a bundling board down

Skynet had everthing in it's net. This made communications difficult. We had made it to chew through encryption. It had on demand code breakers. All of it now being used against us

He was hoping she was going to answer that she wanted to fuck everybody she could in her last 20 minutes, starting with him. Then he could ride out his last 19 watching her do that

The teller I was nervous. "Don't worry Sir, you didn't set off the alarm. Nor did I. We're safe as long as we cooperate with the bank robbers." "What if there's a run on the bank?"

One day a feller saw me lifting a shop. He got out of his Zim and asked me why I was lifting a shop. "This shop in my hand? Is that the shop you're asking me about?" He nodded yes.

I asked myself what I thought. I told myself that I thought what I thought. No I don't, I told myself. And I know that I know that it is true. I pleaded guilty as charged. I was kn

I armed my department heads. Jennings in Receiving had brought his own piece. He showed me his note from HR. It was dated 23 hours ago. Looked legit. I led him cover Production.

and last, but definitely not least, your brother, Doug. That is all. "How come Jim got in there 3 times? I don't see Monkey in there. Yet you list a Monkey Ivan & a Just Monkey."

Either usage hadn't caught up with meaning or the other way around. We're left wondering how to classify the moment. I say count it as a victory. Nobody died that we could've done

Saying it like that seemed odd for some reason. Maybe because in 2019, saying it the way I said it means something totally different and NOT SAFE FOR WORK. On so many levels wrong.

but still feeling like a ghost. I looked like that woman in the video who was in the park crying. I did that last week. I might be that woman in the video. I was blacked out. Might

When my suicide went awry I ended up saving 23 illegal wage slaves from the hands of La Uña Negra. For a night, at least, I hoped. La Uña had lots of fingers in everybody's cake.