He loved this girl. Not romantically, never. She's too young and innocent. He loved her with this warm familial affection. He would protect her from everything, even himself.

I'm sorry everyone. Or I guess I can maybe see how this might be a good thing for some of you who might get to be seen. I got out of my cage & spent myself on the Book of Face.

EJ Camacho of Space Patrol and also the Queen of Mars, was personally funding most of the colonization efforts. This was clearly before her abdication, of course. When she was apr

When honest men who put in the effort tamed the Martian landscape, Queen EJ Camacho of Space Patrol rewarded them with dukedoms & earlships. They were more like governors though.

Before it got fashionable, emigrating into deep space was something left to the mining companies or the Space Forces who only continued their war by other means. When noveau rich

aged considerably. Her hair was white & she was stooped. "Shign here, shunny!" she slurred through false teeth. "Jenny, what happened to you?" he asked, shocked, taking his package

Clouds of pepper filled the eatery, & its patrons began rubbing their tearing eyes. Father O'Malley, glancing in from the street, burst inside: "Despair not, my parishioners <hic>!

The moment we realize the end is there it will race to reach us faster. We had already exceeded the limits of our incarnation. Besides, we'd been through this countless times. Dead

When it isn't trying to drown me, I'm enjoying my tea. As for that Teapot Scandal. Some say we didn't survive it and are just too stupid to realize it. What feels like 100 years to

I was talking to Wrong Shaped Head To Choose Bald about the Left Boob Bigger's TPS Report Memo when Sardine Mouth Rastaman called us all into a hoopla in the conference room.

"I haven't been here since your sister moved on with that other girl", Jennifer told me. "Why would you have been. Not that I wouldn't have welcomed you. I thought maybe our home

He stuck the mouthpiece down his throat like it was something he practiced every day but with a loaded gun. In it's own way, the mouthpiece could be just as dangerous. A phone rang

olon slightly to the left of the the stickshift where it ended up just atop of my spleen. Why my colon was that far afield could be explained by the demolished public toilet I had

He stuck the mouthpiece down his throat like it was going to match up with some environmental hatch inside his rib cage. I heard the telltale swoosh clip thump through the thin atm

When you are so present that your ears burst from the loud silence that you greet your soul with and it you. It is the same silence. Then thought intrudes and you're back in line.

The sudden switch of position caused by the children of arcane foolery caused the driver of the cement mixer to be sick. He being used to this, took control of the helicopter.

water is the root of all evil. That doesn't sound right. Then again, I'm not a sentient fish nor are most of us not blind to water's influence in our lives.A sentient fish mightn't

hexing or vexing people around the neighborhood at my behest for years, It was one of my hexes that got that snotty brat elected. You know who I mean. The old man gave me his nuts.

akfast reminded him that he was thirsty so he checked his well but there was nothing there, so he went to his loving wife and said

ig had already figured that part out and was already working on some caper to divorce him from the lightning strike I had prophesied. The earwig & I went way back. Before Babylon.