I know I got the right guy down there. The one to pull the trigger. Get it done. I thought by letting them out a little might help me find him or her quicker. We all knew what we

I had heard the world click. I don't know why it clicked but I think I know why mayo was stuck to the bottom of her shoes. My girlfriend's shoes had both dry and fresh mayo spilled

By the time I got to the coffee house I was already being hyper vigilant to catch and make sure the change was for the Good. When I sat down I knew I had done something wrong. I

When their path crossed a clearing the half moon was too much light and the creature stayed to the trees. But close enough to track Jack. When will it attack, wondered Jack. It had

Sir, we have a problem on the Production Floor in Omaha. One of the units volunteered to go into the shredder. This has shaken most of the operators. It showed sacrifice, sentience

"I'm only 47. I'm too young to get married. I'm also too old to fill out all those forms. I thought computers were supposed to get rid of all this paper. Still, it gets me a chance

It was because it gave me another reason I could use to get out of this wedding. I'll claim the sun burn has given me the melancholic drithers. I couldn't do that to Scott, but I

I began by tracing out the limits of where I work. My brother's head, like mine, was hard. I started with chisel & mallet. I broke 2 surgical chisels. Then a trepanning drill bit.

I broke a nail trying to sneak my side guy in for a firebomb and a handy. This is turning out to be the worse wedding they ever. Side Guy kept insisting, so he's sitting on my side

to kill monsters. Her and her Easy Bake Oven plastic spatula. I felt unmanned to see that my toodler didn't fear to hunt the bujums & the snipes, and the cooties. But I was, very.

The Cowsills were a family band that was very popular in the mid 60s. The idea was pitched to do a show based on their lives. The Cowsills passed but the idea became The Partridge

into the milk. He quickly fetched it out again. "Thanks a lot buster, for that, I was going to put your teeth back in your mouth but now they're in a bag that I left at your house.

When my face met the pavement I was a bit preoccupied so I didn't get to properly introduce myself to the pavement. Nor it to me. The social niceties that get lost in times like

I still didn't do anything about it. Let the motherfucker fall on my head. See how much I don't care. It really wasn't like that. I just didn't have time to worry about things that

"Obviously not or you wouldn't have answered me." Mr. Gho just puffed & threw his arms at me. They were still attached and they followed a pivot based trajectory back to his sides.

But going inside when I'm dreaming gives them more power to effect change when I'm awake. I had to keep control of the dreams. The first rule is to know you're in a dream. 2. Don't

help you remember the apple lines!" Which, of course, we had all forgotten about. Purple was cast aside like an afternoon dinner with a dog groomer named Parcel. I didn't know the

if what I think I am is even here. All of that falls away and I don't even know what that means anymore. The idea of being me is not even an idea's idea yet. Only this little drone

The intent versus the event, so to say. One side we say comes down on evil and the other side welcomes evil. It is up to you to place your newborn daughter at the apex of the verti

When I was a kid there were two kinds of people: Brady or Partridge. If you were a kid, which I was, you had to have a favorite or you a Gilligan, but not the good Gilligan.