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I decided to move on and date a man who imitated a mail man. he didn't really deliver mail but he atleast didn't repeat automated telephone call trees. Dale would come and deliver
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"I did it because it needed doing and I was there," Hermine said puzzled that Harry couldn't see that. Harry was pacing and he kept looking through the blinds to the parking lot.
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I spoke another unfamiliar language asking for someone to translate the first language. "She saying you buy her baloot." I didn't want to send her off without buying her breakfast.
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They had been going for fuchsia and since neither of them had picked it, it sent the matter into a double or nothing session. We let it ride on #22. The dealer spinned the wheel.
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Which if the terrorist didn't release the girl, the three stooges would be forced to use to get her back. They hung up the phone and proceeded to get on a plane to rescue the girl.
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redesign the armor for the goats. I decided to take tree bark and dress the goats as walking trees. The aliens would be terrified. So would my neighbor Greg. He hates moving trees
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hot dogs. Nothing like certified meat and over processed bread. But after I eat this I'll need
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An lotion does not help my skin because it never gets chapped. I would write long love songs to her and mail them in regular mail. I would never get any letters back.
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My invisible back up bass player said to look out so I turned the shower off and grabbed a towel. The music in NY head turned off and an eerie silence played in my bathroom.
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and I have since become a dentist. It was a long journey but I opened a practice in Hollywood to fix the teeth of the stars. I wrote a tell all book about the celebrities mouths
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-led. Mildred replied to the Frenchman, "a fence only keeps honest people out but men with guns keep the prisoners in. With my Kalashnikov I have no need for a lock."
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For fresh bread, I would sit in the lap of Satan, I thought. so I sat with this kind stranger and ate his bread. I ate in silence waiting for his sales pitch.
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took a bite. "This is a great doughnut" He said. Almost choking on the sugary glazed frosting splashed on the top. His moaning and gasps drew a crowd. I only had 11 doughnuts
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I wanted to stop pandering to the pre kindergarten demographic, but I need to eat. I decided to take my salespitch to the mall dressed as my youtube persona
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So one Tuesday, I woke up to the Beetles playing on the radio. I got dresses, I remembered that. I always get dressed. Had breakfast but then blacked out. Did I get dressed?
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The TV station caught fire. Let's just say the news was right there. No one died in the fire. But inexplicably MJ, LeBron, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar had no alibi during the bombing
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On the first day, I stared at her beauty. On the 2nd day, I asked if the seat next to her was taken. Finally on the 3rs day I said hello. I never saw her again after my car was fix
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But I wasn't convinced this was somewhere I wanted to be at this stage in my life. I had enjoyed living in Ibiza. Constantly partying, I was in the prime of my life.
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Once upon a time there was a man.
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The rain had come hard overnight and as they stepped out the back door