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The cats safely locked in the sub-dungeon dungeon. The feline hating king of stupidity suffered the worst rat infestation ever. They even came by night and ate his hating face off.
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lay a giant alligator. "Mr. Thompson!" Bobby exclaimed. "I thought you had died all those years ago." "No," Mr. Thompson told Bobby. I was flushed down the toilet by your mum."
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In his angst, Twinkletoes willed his little toe to dim for a sec & then relight. His armed escort was now unable to move, & cried: "Knave! You ARE a wizard!" "And a FREE one!" said
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Tough men became large men in spandex and more protection than a WHO doctor with a aids carrying Somalian prostitute. Rugby is still guts and glory American Football is is fanny sp
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At the end of February I am so sweeted out that Easter seems kind of forced. I can't wait to get to the summer when the fare of the day is savory. Burgers, Fries and good old BBQ c
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the feminazis down the street blew up our last VW Bus. We forgave them, but they still harass our asses, thats why our sprinklers spray chemicals, transforming the plants to poison
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Mr. Quan, dropped his weapon, a loaded pistol. "Tell me what it is" asked Jin-Si, with the boldest poker face on Mr. Quan responded, "What it is" promptly, he started floating
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asses know nothing about. Eogon didn't really give a fuuuuucckk what his father thought, and neither did Eeyore's fat ass, so much condescension, so much psychic bullshit, enough
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indifference; they didn't give two shits of a giggle where they went nor who they saw, as long as they planted their sinful seeds across the universe
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, of course, auditioned for the piece, even though we already turned down her twin sister Larissa Paltrow. You've seen one twin, you seen 'em all... General Custer will understand
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focus only, and I MEAN GOSH-DARN ONLY after armwork!" Kylee's face, already beat red, now becomes cooled down with two waterfalls from the left and right eye sockets
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bottle back, you know the one his grandmother gave to me, after the wedding..." Awkward silence at the end doesn't work, I keep running it through my head that it might, but
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It was becoming unbearable. They finally cornered me in a paint shop where my invisibility could only last for so long. A shot rang out into the bucket above me and paint came down
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much better as voice would echo under the waves. Perhaps he was strange to some, a half-formed mutant, but truthfully, he was just half mermaid, half human. And he only had music.
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frosting over quickly. One of my little toes did not feel like it was soaking into a white sand beach in the Tropic of Gilgamesh on Blu's Court. I called the Steward to send ice cr
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Daggett & Norbert, infamous in our area, creeped away through the winding dirt trails towards the river. "I wish I had my guns on me"
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while others had sex with their future selves between Pilates and Zumba and an organic Cupertino Scarface latte. Chance was their companion that day because otherwise the weight
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The lazy basso nova treated us like palm trees that want just any breeze to rustle their leaves or collect their coconuts. Basso nova was about to get a big surprise if that is wha
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Jeez...another nut case standing outside of the Frosty Freeze claiming that he's some superhero from another planet. All I wanted was two scoops of chocolate on a cone. "I am Noot
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with himself...no one mattered more to him than himself...and, with that, he rushed out into the electrical storm and wasn't seen or heard from again for twenty years.